>seeing Jurassic World Domination with my family
>set up a crawfish boil in our row
>cracking the shells, slurping the meat, laughing and enjoying our Sunday afternoon.
>we get kicked out before the first trailer finishes
I'm sorry but what the fuck? We live in the south too so people should be used to this.
>NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO EAT BUGS I'M BASED FUCKED THE WEF FOR TRYING TO SAVE ALL OF US AND MAXIMIZE UTILITY SIMULTANEOUSLY
>*eats this schlop*
Kinos for this feel?
That shit was smelling up the joint.
Be considerate next time.
Seafood boils are the among lowest forms of cuisine. Absolute dogshit.
crab/lobsters/shrimp are bugs by the definition though
Did your dad rape his sister (your mom) again?
>by definition
Retard
you will be alligator bait in the bayou
>thinks insect and bug are synonyms
Spiders and centipedes and the like are bugs.
I bet you're the kind of guy who thinks spiders aren't bugs either
Bugs don't taste good.
t. hasn't eaten his own home grown cockroaches
You aint my daddy
Literal goyslop.
You're going to hell for eating this trash.
Crickets and mealworms are ok, basically tastes like chips
Lol your an idiot they literally are not bugs or insects "by any definition" like you said
Theyre literally just freshwater shrimp user
I've always wanted to try lobsters, do they just taste like regular fish?
I hate how people can order full meals now
stink up the whole god damn theatre with your slop
Tough Cajun eh? Fuck LSU and fuck the Saints. Bama all the way. Stay in your grandma-fucking swamps and inbreed a few more generations before the next storm takes you.
Nah they have thier own flavor. They are fucking delicious with a garlic butter. If you ever see lobster rolls being served (and it's near the seas) get that shit
>And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
>11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination
it's like sweeter shrimp basically, no fish/sea taste at all
Theyre like a tougher (to chew) version of crab imo, lobster is overrated if im being honest.
Meds. Now.
Looks platinum
I'm a different user, you're just retarded.
Is crawfish or lobster god-tier like shrimps?
Crawfish and shrimp are god tier, lobster is c tier overpriced meme food.
OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYY!
spot the poor