/brit/

how mentally challenged/feeble do you need to be to not be able to open a bottle with the regular tool

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Klaus Schwab

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>/who/ is so dead that we've now resorted to copying and pasting entire posts from /brit/

Any eye-colour preference

i...IS THAT A...IS THAT A QT???? OH MY HECKIN WOWSERS IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOM

If you're wondering where all the Doctor Who talk is coming from, it's because /who/ is raiding you because they're a bunch of autists who have nothing to else to talk about.

My Emperor :)

who gives a fuck?

Britain has girls like this?

my mum lost our corkscrew during Platinum Jubilee celebrations with the neighbours then some time later I had to open a bottle of wine without it and struggled

the best suggestion on the internet was to screw a metal screw into the cork using a screwdriver then use a claw hammer to pull the screw + cork out. Alas I didn't have screws.

In the end I resorted to placing a pen over the cork and hitting the other end of the pen with a hammer a few times, forcing the cork into the wine below. Worked fine.

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Kind of like the show.
>when you run out of content and resort to borrowing scripts from failed shows and changing a few words here and there to make it more sci-fi

its cruel but my dad threw me into the sea, swim or you shall die. obv he wasnt gonna let me die but i thought so, so i learned how to to swim

hard love lesson

also learned how to shoot a shotgun my god those mfs are hard and loud

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Yep. Coomposters are arguably more sad than our conventional incels.

...

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crying women
sex sex sex

>sister (16) is having a pre-sixth form party in the house
>one of the girls said "go get your brother"
>sisterberg shut it down but more than one girl has suggested it and she has a penchant of caving into peer pressure

feel nervous lads
may get reverse-nonce'd tonight

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mum just emailed me 3 months of BLACKED premium deluxe subscription

blog on underaged freak nonce

>may get reverse-nonce'd tonight
doubt that's what they have in mind for a frogposting mong

you know the cork ruins the flavour of the wine right

must be brown

I swear when I come face to face with these women I can feel my neurons activating

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occaminvesting.co.uk/average-uk-salary-by-age/

Where are you?

Surprised anyone still watches it.

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she got fat and ugly fast

Clearly you should go out there and shut this tomfoolery down right now

no clue who that is

Wife just left me so she could watch more doctor who. At least I think that's what she was yelling about, didn't mention the show by name, but it's what we watched most on there. What episode should I watch for this feel?

would do anything for more iaaras2 leaks

i feel like crying

Wife just left me so she could watch more doctor who. At least I think that's what she was yelling about, didn't mention the show by name, but it's what we watched most on there. What episode should I watch for this feel?

mate I'm not drinking for the taste I'm not Hannibal Lector sat in my mahogany library on a red leather chesterfield sofa

on the train

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she's enjoying BBC alright
she's out getting BLACKED

now show the USA celebrating wildly after scoring every goal

yes

Post some Karen Gillen in a police outfit webms

can honestly say after that finale that bcs is joint best tv show of all time

TOBERMAN is my favourite doctor who character

ain't this girl like 15

Clyde Langer

ehehe

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asmr darling
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>posting that albino gorilla looking ass ho

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As I recall, she has quite a few 'right-wing' views.

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absolute leglet

Is /shit/ for or against the legalisation of Marijuana?

I was in Central London the other day and there were these lads just smoking it on the street about 20 feet away from the popo.
Why even bother keeping it illegal this point?
nobody cares

CORR

stop posting this shit you grotty fucking freak, makes me sick

english ass is tragic

It's my main job. My side hustle is painting buildings. Most of my weekly income is delivering food. It kinda sucks because my car is getting old and gas prices and that, but it's better than wageslaving. I wake up at 10 am and worked from 1 in the afternoon until 5. $80 a day atleast. And now I have touched boobs, too. Not having a boss is the best

I can't stomach this shit
it's too cringe
but thanks anyway

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the modern man
vm.tiktok.com/ZMNtkU2U8/

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what colour were the lads

FOOOOOOY FOY FOY

no arse very grim

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just as I post this I get that weird feeling at the top of my skull
is that asmr?

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its a lass eating a powdered doughnut you freak

have this exact same problem haha

Yeah and she's fucking fit and you're a gay twat if you don't think so
>inb4 nonce
Don't care better than being a faggot. I refuse to be shamed for my natural, millions years evolved male urges given by the universe and God, because of modern arbitrary moral imperatives.

what channel is this from?

nonce

>english

You work 4 hours and get paid $80? Not bad. Doubt that kind of money could be made here.

>wide but flat
zero ass

>Karen Sheila Gillan was born in Inverness on 28 November 1987,[1] the daughter of Marie and Raymond John Gillan. She is paternally half-English; her father is from Sunderland in North East England.

You fucking zoomer twat

kys

christ, what a shithole mess we have become as a society

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/who/nerds absolutely btfo

no she doesn't you fool
she's a leftoid

catberg coming home late, on drugs again

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She really was fit. Rose will always be my doccy who crush but Clara was PENG. Amy was overrated, just a lanky stick and people spaffed over her like she was the fittest one.

I'm asking you, what channel is this from? Some three-letter acronym?

what a tosser

white

Brazil is our future if we're lucky, South Africa if we're unlucky.

yeah but what was he wearing?

She's not flat she just doesn't have a baboon ass. Go back to Africa. Wide hips are the attractive part anyway as they denote childbearing ability. Extra ass flab doesn't give any breeding advantages.

>crushing on the coal burner
People liked Amy because she was the only white companion that didn't burn coal

The Better Call Saul finale was a logical conclusion to Jimmy's guilt and end to his vicious cycles of slippin, and trolled the audience by framing it like he was going to get away with it again by indulging in courtroom chicanery. Instead it focused on the characters and their development and the journey they've been heading on. Falling for the Hybrid shit is like expecting Jimmy to start lying his ass off in court again and throw Kim under the bus. Two stories were presented to you, one long-term and sincere, the second a brief faint you're trained to expect, and you got mad that the faint didn't turn out to be the main story again.

mum just sent me this...
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Imagine repeatedly smashing his head into a wall until his skull caved in like paper mache

me and mikey are nipping down to doggers woods anyone want owt?

come back aish... we miss you

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ITV

>She's not flat
lol blind simp

emma is going to get dominated and smashed by serena tonight
if you catch my drift

copper wire pls

Mad how clogwog is the biggest coomer in the history of this website and yet has never shown the slightest attraction to actually good-looking women

nice cock

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She was in doctor who, that's all I'm giving to you.

LOVE are Anya.

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The church roof's lead please mate

lol triggered runt and his flat arsed tv crush simping

I like to think that Mickey got pegged only. Would make sense regarding his character. I imagine as a bl*ck cuck he stroked himself to the thought of Rose getting fucked by BTLC (BIG TIME-LORD COCK)

>umm actually sexual attractiveness is based on childbearing ability

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Wow! Doctor Who is my wife's fav show! Epic!

What the fuck is this thread just let it die

we could die any day. take every opportunity you can and do what you want to do

spartan society, andrew tate mentality

Wish Chun Li were real, lads.

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if you're just drinking to get pissed why did you go for wine

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Shut up black.

screaming

based and plainpilled

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What the fuck is this thread just let it die

screeching

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mad how the laughing shoes ended up like this
feel old yet?

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So you are saying you are gay? You like men? You like to blow your load into shitty hairy man arse instead of fertile wide-hipped female pussy?

what about the frowning shoes?

it was in the fridge

had been given to my mum as a gift and she incorrectly assumed it would be safe there as the corkscrew was gone. Little did she know I was more than willing to smash the cork into it with a hammer

Is it true what they say about her?

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RTDtoddlers soiling their nappies when daddy Tennant doesn't contort and shout "allons-y" before going through a million swapping shots of him running through the same 3 corridors while marigold's funny running music plays and tennant does his funny running face

>So you are saying you are gay? You like men? You like to blow your load into shitty hairy man arse instead of fertile wide-hipped female pussy?

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