Got told to "hush" at the alamo drafthouse for laughing at fat hanks

got told to "hush" at the alamo drafthouse for laughing at fat hanks

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Forrest Plump

>sees actor in fat-suit
>laughs loudly
You have the mind and IQ of a 14th century peasant, kill yourself.

fat people should always be laughed at

you should've went to a black theater

This pic made OP piss and shit and cum in his pants from laughter.

Man you sound unbearably gay (and we know you're fat).

>alamo drafthouse

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i miss dollar theatres, no one gave a shit and everyone had a good time.

Cope.
You're like the dumbass Australians that were in the theater when I saw Joker, who just had to laugh whenever the midget was on.
Shut the fuck up in movie theaters, you fucking retard.

Not untrue, but since Tom Hanks can't hear you, you should shut the fuck up.

Sure thing, fatso.

>go to the movie to feel entertained
>get mad when others are enjoying themselves
?

You have nothing.

>hike in the forest to enjoy nature
>suddenly hear loud music, people screaming for no reason, and the smell lighter fluid
>"why are you mad that people are just doing the same thing they could've done at home, but instead do it somewhere where you specifically go to not do those things?"

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if you want peace dont go out into public crowded spaces

>can go to a normal theater
>goes to one where you can eat instead because 90 minutes without food, candy or soda is just too much to bare
>"p-problem fatty?"
Never not funny.

>can't even understand a single point about the purpose of things
Shocked.

>got told to "hush"
A believe the term is "got hushed"

FPBP

Listen, Bruce Campbell...
stop mingling with the plebs all the time in the seats, and you won't get mauled. You knew what you were doing, you vain bastard.

It's the last time I am going to put up with your shit since you keep getting us kicked out.

-t. Ted Raimi

Never go to a theme park cause your ass cant plan