What the FUCK did critics expect from a dino action movie?

Seriously now

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anyone who believes in dinosaurs once they pass 3rd grade should be killed on sight

>movie packed fulll with woke propaganda, not less pozzed than nu spiderman or other infamoursly recent maxxpozzed propaganda products
>still destroyed by woke critics
This shit must be horrendous, the real score must be below 10% or something

>Not painting the actual villain of a dinosaur experiment run amok as American slavery and racial bias
>Not framing the movie from the perspective of an American black trans queen who's the real Egyptian and Roman and British and also American.

The human characters are problem with these movies, it’s been the case all the sequels after Jurassic Park. The kids get more annoying and they had boring couple drama no one gives a shit about

>defending the Jurassic Park series in the year of our lord 2022
If the critics are will to say it isn't good then it's an absolute pile of shit

>>movie packed fulll with woke propaganda,
what?

Shut up retarded nigger

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Entertainment? Because this certainly wasn't. Terrible snoozefest of a movie. No plot, no dinosaurs, nothing happens, tons of plot holes and awful scene jumps.

What? You ever heard of Dino museums retard

>movie packed fulll with woke propaganda
this is what gets you a high critic score and low audience score

Possibly the most stale, soulless, uninspired, and tired sequel of all time. You can feel the utter lack of interest and ideas behind it in every scene. It's palpable how little anyone cared.

Turns out, "Jurassic Park" without the park/island is just really dull and aimless.

Got done with my second viewing. Great film. Isabellas clone story was really interesting

Just got back from the kinoplex, I can see why critics hated it. It was fun and not about trannies

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I love how when the vote spread doesn't match your chud logic you have to switch too bizarro retard logic to try to make sense of it.

Second highest audience score of any Jurassic movie, by the way.

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They introduce this interesting world of dinosaurs interacting with humans but do nothing with it and instead go to another basically Jurassic park. It’s so tired and rehashed now that I was hoping it would be anything but another park

Was there not enough political propaganda shoe horned in?

Yes, it never gets old watching Pratt hold his hands up to ward off carnivorous dinosaurs and never get hurt by them.

>It was fun


Delusional

Blue literally attacks his hand after her daughter is missing

You chud anons either haven’t seen the film or are just being contrarians. It’s fucking horrendous
>hardly any dinosaurs
>plot is insanely disjointed
>it wants to be a bond movie so bad that it forgets about dinosaurs
>strong diversity hire
>movie about basic kidnapping plot when it should’ve been about dinosaurs terrorising humanity

Is that a fucking jurrasic park themed bin? lmao

Sorry you have become too jaded to enjoy cinema

They went in cynically expecting to hate it and refused to change their view once they realized it was better than the last two. That is literally the only explanation it's rating lower. JW and FK were enjoyable popcorn trash, this was actually good and felt like a part of the older franchise because there was focus on multiple dinosaurs and not just a superhero raptor and the villain hybrid of the day. Only flaw was Malta dragging too long but that dino black market made it worth it.

Yes I got it from the theater. Eating my leftover popcorn

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>hardly any dinosaurs
Clearly didn't watch the movie opinion discarded

why are you eating out of a bin?

lol imagine if she was naked the whole time in all 3 movies lol

There's a scene in this where all the main characters go from the random outpost in the middle of the forest to being inside the main facility's air traffic control room INSTANTANEOUSLY. One second they are in the damaged place where the giganotosaurus attacks them and then the literal next cut they are just standing in the control room with zero explanation. It was truly awful and emblematic of this whole abysmal pile of shit. It's unwatchable and astoundingly boring.

>we will simply have to coexist with dinosaurs :) ending
>shots dinosaurs and horses and elephants and whales living together peacefully
wtf what are they going to eat?
almost assuredly millions of modern species will go extinct with their niche being taken by invasive species, literally an extinction event

It’s almost as if they could have walked to the next building

>almost assuredly millions of modern species will go extinct
Life finds a way

All three Jurassic World movies treat dinosaurs like innocent dindu superheroes that protect the good guys and only eat bad people and plants rather than the unpredictable and aggressive wild animals they are in the first three. So they had to invent prehistoric bugs to blame the destruction of the global ecosystem on instead. It's incredibly brainless and childish logic to have their cutesy feel good moments.

Love this dude. Best part of the movie.

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by going extinct from being outcompeted