>refuses to apologize
>helps his friend battle alcoholism
>helps him get fit and teaches him how to be confident
>doesn't give a fuck
JIGACHAD
Everyone should take Tom's advice, they'd be far better off in life
so Tom is getting Pegged by Simon right?
CAN'T BRUISE
WON'T BRUISE
THE CRUISE
feels strange to think of this squirmy nerd working with tom and having resentful little squirmy nerd sneering thoughts about him. and then being humbled i guess, glad to see
God I hate Cruise and the nerds that simp for him
that seems like a pretty backhanded compliment
Does anyone actually like simon pegg?
>dodging responsibility for any and all actions by acting like nothing's his fault
And here I thought the scientology stuff was all rumors. That's textbook cultist cope.
what are the chances Simon Pegg immediately called Tom Cruise to apologize for this headline
based
hahaha, seriously
>just going to the gym together bro
CMON DUDE ILL JERK YOU OFF
Apologizing is always retarded. It makes you look weak and guilty, it does nothing to change what happened, and most people don't accept it anyways.
Tom Cruise is everything you could have been
>t. Oprah's couch
An attempt at humor, I suppose
sounds like Tom has gotten Simo to sign up to the church of scientology lol
Not his fault it can't handle the Cruise
>The World's End was a documentary
He is small lmao
Imagine being midget tier
He could've played the midget in game of thrones. Because he is small lol. And he is gay
Yeah I could have been gay and short but instead I’m straight and tall
extremely based. we're all gonna make it bros