/brit/

just seen a middle aged woman in the crowd on bbc at the atheletes in just her bra and it's a proper underwear bra white and frilly lel

go ahead and post volume traded vanya

i know you won't you little pussy

>volume traded vanya
think you've just made this up

poop smells hahaha

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howabout that better call saul ending then

is your life that empty that all you can muster up the ability to do is spam attention seekinh drivel? dont you have like a tv show to watch or something? nonce.

>software developer
So you fill in excel files like a woman. Got it

get a fucking clue rorke jfc.

>he has a TV licence
lmao

Just deleted my facebook lads

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lots of anger in this thread. not a fan

Any /choc pillow/ men in?

Love eating them as a snack.

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just had an absolutely dreadful poo
started squirting out my arse like water
started feeling sick so had to have a lie down on the bathroom floor for a few minutes

im sorry i upset you with me liking comedy or things related to it

i thought others might enjoy it too, what a ridiculous concept am i right

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nice

leftypol banging on about how home cooking is regressive, NIMBY-aligned, problematically gendered, and ultimately a means of reifying existing class structures and that you should order a takeaway from corporations instead

we can come to your door at any time

then, when with the introduction of an electric current which swaps the polarities of the connected magnets (all but the one in your hand), this forcefield becomes an attractive one, and the magnet starts to repell in a weaker fashion than the one keeping it within that bubble around. but once the unchanged magnet escapes that field it will go farther than it simply being - through the changing of the polarities - pushed away from its surface it is in contact with. because when it escapes this field it should have some force to make up for having to exert more, to begin with its push forwards into the target area

mihai bullying at an all time high

Why is Hollywood pushing the short king meme?

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When people ask me in real life about Facebook I just say "yeah I deleted mine".

In reality I never had a facebook as I didn't see the point in highlighting that I had no friends.

need to look forward in life but can't help dwelling on the past

ok nerd ass nigga

Tired of swimming loads

doesn't matter, they've still got what they wanted. in february 2004, the pentagon ended their "lifelog" project which would've detailed every bit about someone's life and history. on the same day the lifelog project ended, facebook was made.

Yes.

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Always slam my fist on the table/chair when I'm angry (so practically every day)
Just as well houses here aren't like yankland, would have massive craters on the wall everywhere from my autistic rage

watching porn

Danny DeVito was elected king of the satanic cult paedo ring that controls everything hollywood does but you didn't hear this from me

computer idea:
>everything loaded from RAM
?>"live boot" if you would
>computer will always turn itself on unless:
>it doesnt have power, or
>its power button is pushed in
>
>a clip to hold the power button in, to "turn it off"
>otherwise it is not held in and the computer will automatically turn on, load the OS from RAM after booting from the network via ethernet

Mental how the military dictator of Guinea is married to a white woman.

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why are you angry every day lol grim cretin

wish being a slave to my animal desires didn't feel so fuckin good lol

trying to put us tall white kings out of business but it wont work

Oh no!
Guess what mate, I'm not arsed

that is quite mental. wonder what her story is

Pretty crazy coincidence

can't get the smell of poo out me fingers

toil pisses me off, very stressful

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mad how women don't exist

don't know but as a 5'9 lad i'm not too bothered
also got shoe lifts I wear on an night out that take me up to about 5'11.
also should be added that women don't have a clue about height. When I was still growing at 5'7 I had women call me 5'10, had current ones call me 5'11, women that are only about 5'3 call themselves 5'6.

To them, "6 foot" does not mean exactly 6 feet, it just means tall or slightly above average height.
So mongs crying here about being 5'10 or 5'11 have nothing to worry about.

>be women
>be attracted to powerful high status successful men
>the end

windy weather, boys
stormy weather boys
when when wind blows,
were all together boys

Look at this bitch’s eyebrows LOL

mouths burning lads been eating very very spicy chicken

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAM_drive

Hint: every computer "idea" you have ever had or will ever have has been had already by a white man with severe asperger's who probably works for the government in a locked room somewhere, paid to weaponise his autism all day.

rorke supporting are AJ
leftypol supporting Usyk

The choon as it were
youtube.com/watch?v=0bo6MVQxY6Y

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>when when

might start dressing like an african dictator

"young families"

so? just means i can read about it and then take it in a direction i want to take it in

might start dressing like an african dick taker

>You know the Pentagon invented Facebook don't you?
>Yeah it was all part of a 'lifelog' programme where they would be able to control the world population through your Magaluf 2012 photo album and attempts to sell series 2 & 3 of the Jonathan Creek on DVD on Facebook Marketplace

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sucking a quaver

JK Howling

yeah but, you could be the weaponised autism, but on acid. think abt it.

Pensioners would rather give up their pension than let a family use their 4 bedroom homes

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>usyk fighting in britain
its over

mental how all of the african countries have literally tonnes of gold but they dress their qweenz in what, copper? brass?
she looks like she says "well the other tribes qwween got a new pebble necklace tssk tssk" often

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you cant really bully me
i live in my own mind

Thus, as Morgoth, when Melkor was confronted by the existence of other inhabitants of Arda, with other wills and intelligences, he was enraged by the mere fact of their existence, and his only notion of dealing with them was by physical force, or the fear of it. His sole ultimate object was their destruction. Elves, and still more Men, he despised because of their weakness: that is their lack of physical force, or power over matter; but he was also afraid of them. He was aware, at any rate originally when still capable of rational thought, that he could not annihilate2 them: that is, destroy their being; but their physical life, and incarnate form became increasingly to his mind the only thing that was worth considering.3 Or he became so far advanced in Lying that he lied even to himself, and pretended that he could destroy them and rid Arda of them altogether. Hence his endeavour always to break wills and subordinate them to or absorb them in his own will and being, before destroying their bodies. This was sheer nihilism, and negation its one ultimate object: Morgoth would no doubt, if he had been victorious, have ultimately destroyed even his own creatures, such as the Orcs, when they had served his sole purpose in using them: the destruction of Elves and Men. Melkor's final impotence and despair lay in this: that whereas the Valar (and in their degree Elves and Men) could still love Arda Marred, that is Arda with a Melkor-ingredient, and (..) still or produce from its very marring, from its state as it was, things beautiful and lovely, Melkor could do nothing with Arda, which was not from his own mind and was interwoven with the work and thoughts of others: even left alone he could only have gone raging on till all was levelled again into a formless chaos. And yet even so he would have been defeated, because it would still have existed, independent of his own mind, and a world in potential.

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There's no way this is real

30 years old this photo
closer to the death of stalin than it is to today

those medals are probably not even worth £4 each in metal. these people are ridiculous

>2022
>not being vegan
Couldn't be me

How do you know if you're bipolar then

Alri, ennui lad?

why are you even in charge of anything improtant
if you mean idiots ye ofc idiots is 24/7 of life how can you still be angry about that

bruv

like 4 quarters worth of nickle plating and the rest of the metals, a £2 coin of which somewhere about 90% of this country has had in its pocket at some point this week
im crying

the lunch:
one slice of toast with baked beans
one slice of toast with scrambled egg
arseberg will be songful this afternoon

Mad how a white fella was President of Zambia in 2015

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If you shag both men and lady bears! Hahhaaha! Get it? BI polar? Like BI sexual and POLAR bear!!

got arthritis in my shoulder and have been given a weed prescription get in i said GET IN can walk around public smoking joints and nobody can stop me

mad how the mods allow a bunch of namefags from discord to derail brit/pol/ 24/7 with off-topic /soc/ tier crap and they do nothing about it
really makes you think

If it were you then you'd know about it. These types have emotionally-distant fathers who are themselves engineers who worked for the original software companies: IBM, Xeros, Microsoft etc. The father's autism invariably leads to his son also developing the 'tism due to a lack of emotional bonding and of course no encouragement from the father for the son to participate in play with other children or indeed sports or socialising.

Then some years later when the child is grown slightly and his autism fully bedded-in, the son takes an interest in his father's coding work and the father rejoices that he is able to share his Special Interest™ with his son. Spacker son starts coding at age 8 or 9 then later gets recruited into a 3-letter agency (either after an arrest for Computer Misuse Act offences around the ages of 14-17 or is simply head-hunted at uni).

>Iron Man isn't a Celtic fa-

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he runs a country
you run upstairs on all fours

Enjoy your future weed addiction

Probably the most entertaining post on the history of pol, desu. A vile little vermin’s page.

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Well come on lad, pass it over

mad how you go there to begin with
mad how you then come here to tell us you go there
mad how you then come here thinking we'll care about what happens on that shithole

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ya im sure man

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Hollywood paedo elite supports the paedo team. Imagine my shock.

>Stormzy

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Weed addiction isn't real mate

>septimus severus
every time

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youre a spastic mihai. kys

it was a load of hot bubbling toss

How do you know it's a shithole if you never go there?

dont bee mean

hello spackertroon

get a load of this beast

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Started learning Arabic last night
Not a wog, just really wanted to challenge myself
Do you know that on top of different letters, they don't write vowels?

>spackertroon
kek I made that word up
look upon my works

Fucking hate Tom Holland

>christian
this is it lads we've found diego's wife

>enjoyed Breaking Bad
>never bothered to even start Better Call Saul because I wasn't feeling it
>show concludes with a shitty ending

vindication once again for me. Sometimes I wish I wasn't burdened with this gigantic brain of mine, so keenly attuned to what shows and films will or will not be shit.

NATO

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