How do I get a Vecna gf?

How do I get a Vecna gf?

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>dude, wagies just like, go to work all day then die kek. this says a lot about society. also, 11 do be looking kinda cute, I wonder if she'd let me kiss

Imagine being Finn Wolfhard and having to kiss Millie Bobby brown knowing she’s got a fetish for taking her boyfriends to get coffee enemas then eating their asses

Wait a sec, come again?

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That sounds gross. I drank a girl's piss after she had coffee and it made it taste awful.

Go to your local hospitals burn ward?

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Millie Bobby brown likes eating coffee enema’d man ass with the same lips she kisses Finn Wolfhard with. It’s not very complicated

Meaning, more specifically, each time Finn kisses Millie in the show, he is being forced to essentially kiss another man’s anus via Millie’s lips.

Whenever you shake hands with someone you also touch their dick or pussy juice or shit that gets on their hand while wiping and vomit they had to clean

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The coffee is for clearing all the doodoo batter matter out so you don’t get E. coli and what not. I read all about it when the big drama happened with her ex boyfriend. Something about Millie Bobby browns teenage fan girls piss me off deeply. I screw with them on Instagram sometimes. They all rush together and attempt to ruin the lives of anyone who looks at her wrong and go on the whole consent sperg out whenever she inevitably dates someone five to ten years older than she it. So it brings me great joy to tell them about her ass eating, in detail. We took the fan’s Brown knight, and we brought her down to our level.

Yeah, that’s fair. But hand to hand is different than liquid mouth to liquid mouth. And don’t even get me started on the DNA thing, how male DNA never leaves a woman’s body. If you’ve ever kissed a girl who’s given another guy a blowjob you’re basically a homosexual

Keep telling yourself that's why you're still a virgin user.

I’m a volcel, I’ve had the chance and I turned it down, twice.

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Yes user, once more, if you keep saying it maybe one day you can completely convince yourself.

Have a bunch of unresolved trauma that you're avoiding.

Check my digits in this thread, normie coomer. You have already lost

5757 > 88