/brit/ + /birt/

male ponytails? yay or nay (neigh) lol

sometimes people grow up fat because their shitty parents feed them wrong and even after losing weight once they're grown they're going to have loose skin and be shaped funny
they may as well love their weird looking body in that case because it isn't going to get any better

gay

>France
screaming

Look I'm no expert on boxing, I suppose you could call me a "matchroom casual" but it seems so obvious to me that GayJ is a battyman

He gets fucked in the arse by a Jew called Ben Hiney and got his ring piece broken in new York before the Ruiz match

That's why he lost! He's gonna lose in Saudi too

only on a very select few
ponytails are elite menswear

i'm gay

yaaas girl slay!

Late 2019 saw 190 out in London town. He'd been to see Swansea away and had the freshest Adidas Sambas on a man will ever see. Limited edition, I heard, only 500 pairs made and only 50 in the UK, but told me he'd gone to foot locker on oxford street and been hooked up in return for a shoutout on the 'gram. Pre arranged, of course.

how do I get a british gf with a cute accent?

Poo smelling particularly rancid. So glad I live in a flat and not up my own arse

190 actually believes this depite him being disabled

Hey bud lifes short so drop any standards you have for people
Let AJ take it up his shitpipe if it makes him happy

Ok seppo I don't read upside down so please no replies anymore thank you I appreciate

this is why i gave up losing weight, realized id already gotten to the point where you cant lose weight and let your body reform its self and would need some skin removed

just not worth the effort to still look fucking grim is it? and before anyone says 'well what about your health' dont give a fuck, anybody who says they lose weight for their own health as opposed to look better is lying

god london is such a butt ugly city

Just found out chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows
gutted

>190
>present tense
Learn to let go

any poo wanking man in

I used to do this one lmao, not so much because I'm poor (I actually have lots of money) but because I'm a cheap stingy cunt. Bit of a grim thing to do though so I tried to get out of the habit, only lapse when I'm completely pished and want to get even more pished

Why would you want that? You're women actually look like women.

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running out of time

Might become the heralded Karl Pilkington Bullshit Man at work
Just sick and tired of people deliberately obfuscating simple things with their stupid corporate bullshit

tick tock wee man

>posts someone who looks like a teenage boy

Everyone tells you that smoking will kill you. What they don’t tell you is that it cures salmon

Haha lads. Lads haha

Hello there Ben Hiney, didn't realise you posted here

I'll just have to dust off my old-fashion designer persona... ( Exhales sharply) Huh. No dust. Hold on a sec. ( Exhales sharply upon a pile of white dust)
Sir Jennings Cockburn, fashion titan of post-war London!
( Coughing )
Don't breathe that in, Stan. It's asbestos.

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>cockburn
kek this is my surname

Lads life is short
Who cares if you’re a fat cunt? Go out and eat more slop that I wouldn’t feed to my dog
Who cares if you stink like shit? Why bother wasting your time showering
No gf or even friends? Sure you have video games and youtube to placate you
And hey, don’t bother trying to progress your career. Work that dead end job. Be a loser your whole life because who cares

Lifes short!

lachlan has infiltrated our borders, quick hide the escorts!

Look I have a horse on my shirt

Cute horse!

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>Bong sees hot girl
>"Right lads that MUST be a boy. Women don't look like that"
Thoughts and prayers

just done sex

Swedish women are boring cunts

haha

the parents: policia sir please sir lemme go rescue my baby sir please
the shooter: just let me bang bro?
the police: sorry sir but this time we are just letting him bang bro, sorry

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cope levels off the chart

how’d you manage that then

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not true, I lost weight because my knees were starting to ache every time I would walk or stand
and I didn't want to get to the point where I would no longer fit into the bath
I had no libido, so didn't care if I was attractive to people and didn't give a shit if people were judging me, because 99% of people are morons and I have no interest in what they think about

Why do you think slags are interesting?

roasts near me are talking about how a lad told them he was going to be drafted to fight in ukraine when it was all kicking off. now they are saying that they would go to war because “russia is being mean to the ukranians” (their exact words)

Tiny blob of poo stuck in my bottom. Can feel it slowly oozing out. So slow. Straining does nothing. Wiping would be disastrous. Can only wait.

get better taste in women asap, preferably ones that actually resemble an ounce of femininity you closet case

Literally me

Think someone’s pooed on your shirt mate

why arent there any webms here?? why??

im 6'3 and 114kg, will look just as disgusting if i lose weight as i do now so simply no point

out of touch!
out of time!
out of touch!
out of time!

I hate my wife's son so much

/brit/ not /wsg/

can't stand your posts mihai
you just use /brit/ as your blog and post nonsensical shite

did you ever cum hardy in chorlton cum hardy

i was basically born to my parents

chorltling
mines not funny though its pronounced coburn

Wow really fascinating stuff mate

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why dont you do us a favour and slip me a hot one?

/brit/ more like shit! ahahahahahah

>its pronounced coburn
the fuck it is

>you just use /brit/ as your blog and post nonsensical shite
oktimming

>"now THAT'S what I call a woman!"
It's no wonder bong men take 12 trips to Thailand a year.

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viscerally opposed to this mans face
want to reach into my unspecified posting device and remove him from that vulnerable child's vicinity

post the webm, you know the one...

if it has a link, advertising or begging
if it's paragraphs, spamming/flooding
if it has a picture of random celebs, avatar or signature use
for everything else there's this post is off-topic or extremely low quality

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who ever thought it was a good idea to stylise faeces as a creamy swirling slurry then? has anyone ever managed to poo like this in the history of pooing?

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>finding proper women in thailand
try africa mate

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imagining these middle class girls thinking they could fight in a war shows how deluded zoomers are

Had to let our dog go this morning lads, next door neighbour left their gate open last night and their big fucking cunt of hunting dog bit her neck after we came back from a walk. I booted it off and it looked superficial but she looked like she'd gone into shock this morning, no response to anything and had proper death rattle breathing.
Vet said when the dog clamped onto her neck it must have damaged her nervous system. Nothing realistic they could do so we had to say goodbye.

We'd have had her exactly 14 years in a week or so, since she was about 4 months old.

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tonight's scranwich: patak's butter chicken sauce on bread

wolf in sheep’s clothing

Rainberg is back in business

kill that piece of shit dog

:(

is there no law against something like that occurring?

sick to the back teeth of people pretending it's raining

Sorry to hear that mate

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snorted some gear saturday night and felt like I'm tensed up ever since, proper like on edge feeling

get a big shotgun and blast that mutt into smithereens

Pulling my pants up over a shit encrusted crack. Wiped as much as anyone could expect me to. There are only so many hours in a day.

yh thats deffo a trait exlusive to gen z kiddies and not just young, naive people

only race of women i'm not massively fond of are east asians and africans (although i do find half black, half white women to be very beautiful). I guess you could also say latin women aren't my cup of tea either, but then again I don't meet many or see them much in UK media. So really, I'm actually only attracted to caucasoid women (Europe and Eurasia)
Not racist though, me

gov.uk/control-dog-public

What's gonna happen to the neighbours? And what kind of dog do they have?

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>try Africa mate
Yeah no. When you live around black people, that erases any attraction you may have to black women real quick.

Honestly sorry to hear this

>can't stop being a slobbering mess so I'll just rationalize how that makes me a deep and cool dude
Amerimutts are subhumans

yeah
thats were we got Cat as well
because he was our neighbours former cat and he refused to go back to her since they got a dog
and she said, well he clearly bonded with you two, so keep him and yeah we did

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temporarily got my bum out

I'd be tempted to go next door and kick the cunt's skull in

you’re slipping into paralysis

>your dog may be destroyed
what kind of goofy shit is this? a dog is not a machine that you can blow up

Rat poison, a piece of meat.
You know what to do

don’t let the continentals catch wind of this post mate, you’re giving them banter ammunition

dunno why everyone ignored my post.

mihai will be sniffing out for you

just want a GF from anywhere BUT the UK (and US)