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1 month trip to central/south america with 2 of the lads on friday, speaking to my doctor and she told me that its beyond important that i use protection shagging local women over there cos of the monkeypox risk

feel like the bigger risk will be getting some random spicoid pregnant

odds are pretty high I'll be watching some kind of screen at the time if something did kick off

came home and mumstein had locked me out of the house, had to crawl in through the doggie door

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ever heard of text messages MATE

careful now you don't want to scratch up jackie's fanny too hard
you don't want to scrape her nasty little clitty right off now do you

mental cant even imagine a doctor telling me to be careful when shagging they just know it's impossible for me to shag haha

why would that be an issue, by the time she realises you'll be back home and none the wiser

>Researchers said the dog belonged to two men who were in a nonexclusive, cohabiting relationship with each other. One of the partners is a 44-year-old man, and his partner is a 27-year-old man, according to the report.
>The couple reported that they let their dog sleep in the bed with them and that they had prevented their pet from being in contact with other humans and pets based on the onset of their own symptoms.

really makes one think

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idgi

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grim but think even you'd be able to muster up a shag as an englishman over there
i have some very low but existant morals

>tuesday
>still fucking knackered and dehydrated from saturday night
hate HATE looming 30sberg

got the internet men coming over next week to upgrade my wifi, hope they don’t have a root around in my search history or recently visited webpages or recent downloads ahhahaha

what makes you think that lol im ugly and short as fuck is true wherever i am in the world

>oh look at me i have friends and go to parties
yeh fuck off

Rhey doing have a system to send messages like that

...

yeah you should fuck off there where it's filled with people socialising

190.why make such lies?

being european makes you instantly desirable, a lot of those backwards countries consider england as like paradise on earth full of wealth

especially in the more rural areas they probably have met

>well, here we are then

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he might have run an ultramarathon on his own or something

what does that have to do with a rndom shag
not gon promise some rando i'm gona take her back to england i'm desperate for a shag but no thtat desperate

so I’m meant to rely on gazza to let me know when there’s an imminent environmental threat to my life

>being european makes you instantly desirable, a lot of those backwards countries consider england as like paradise on earth full of wealth
>especially in the more rural areas they probably have met

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White guys get on better with white girls than with black guys but black guys get on better with white guys than with black girls

Genuine observation. Quite a lot of white guy friend circles include white girls in them. But in black guy friend circles you're more likely to find a white guy in them than a black girl

I make the best cups of tea, hands down.

Why would they turn your computer on?

>>being european makes you instantly desirable, a lot of those backwards countries consider england as like paradise on earth full of wealth
>>especially in the more rural areas they probably have met

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just the way it works init, they don't get many chances to shag something different. they even like being seen in public with you, probably a social status thing

same reason why sex tourism for white people in south east asia is so common

>hire lots of pretty women with lovely boobs
>cover them up

hate this shit so much

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don’t know but if they’re fiddling with the wires all the information could spill out

got the patiola doors open
cool 17 degree air flooding into the living room
corr

>short ugly white guy
yeah trust i'm not any status haha

if it bothers you that much wear a fucking rubber you spastic

>friends
>with blacks
Wtf

think the girl i’m seeing now is a virgin
never shagged a virgin before this might be interesting

depends on the sitch lad

Black guys only pretend to be friends with white guys to steal their women

Women aren't just sex objects for you to gawp at
They deserve to be treated the same way you would treat any other man

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they need to be able to sell these movies to muslim people lol

Yeah shan't be clicking that

Are you going to become her first guy?

i also support the handsome muscle men take their shirts off too

190

you'd be surprised

asf

mornin

In one picture she looks like this...

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i didnt in east asia or india dont see why sa would be any different

aef

How dare they
I'm going to steal some black queens as revenge

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...and in another picture like this

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grim

Do NOT swipe right Tim, I know what youre like

Upgrading your wifi?
How about they upgrade my wife!

did you try or did you just plod around like a mong expecting a girl to throw themselves at you? no offence lad but if you're that ugly you're gonn have to put some work in

fucking bogtrotter

grimmus supremus

I just wiped out the English race. AMA

>Doesn't have tattoos
Peng
>Has tattoos
Grim
Do tattoos cause fatness or are they a symptom?