>firstoids don't lie on their resume
Firstoids don't lie on their resume
everyone lies on their resume moron
Should you?
I never had to, to get work.
>I'm a hard worker
>I'm a people person
>I work well under pressure
>I work well in a team
All bullshit lol
my resume would be empty if I had to write one
Kek this
kek everything sounds cliché
I put i like anime on mine, works everytime
i wrote
>please save me from this godforsaken hellhole
when i was working in a grocery store. later i heard from a coworker that the employer was like
>this guy looks motivated
and thats how i got the job
Dude there's literally a saying here called "fake it until you make it" of course people do.
They know that you're lying, user, and they're okay with it.
t. explained my 5 year gap in resume by saying that I helped my mom with her business
>firsties dont rape
amazing
>firsties just dont buy their college degrees from black markets
literally costs only $50 to get a masters degree. got myself hired as a full time consultant in an american marketing agency.
>firstoids have not fake diplomas
I buy my high education diploma for 5000$
Well now you have to explain how to do that
That's actually terrible advice, you will be extremely focused on yourself, slowly down the actual process of learnikg these things because you're not allowed to get caught not knowing it yet and if it gets caught people will start to mistrust you
>firsties wait for the green light even if its 3 am and the street is empty
Not true, at such hours the traffic lights are turned off
Checkmate
I worked as lectrician and applied for foreman. They refused me, saying that I did not have sufficient education, but HR said that she could solve problem for 250,000 rubles. Two months later I received my diploma in mail.
I do this because I feel like I'm in no hurry to get anywhere
Based. Was diploma from private sharaga?
even at main avenues?
i lied about volunteering at ngos etc
fuck are they gonna do, call up WWF?
Thirdies don't make resumes because they're they just work in their family business selling mangoes on the roadside.
>my biggest weakness is that I'm a perfectionist and can often be too hard working.
Based selfmarketing flip
State, but low tier sharaga.
You can just BUY credentials?
Thirdoids... you DON'T suffer...