American parenting

>American parenting

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kek id smash that stupid faggots head straight into that cake if i ever saw this irl

Cry about it faggot

This is cute, I wish my parents cared that much about my hobbies when I was young instead of calling everything I enjoy in life 'a waste of time'

fucking cringe dude
not even a Dark Souls themed party

That's more effort than most would put in. Modern parenting is letting a phone or tablet do it for you.

you're an american clone
you're a pale weakling irl

Bobby, we are not having a mining themed birthday party, I don't care what gosh darn video game you are playing. No son of mine will be labeled a freak.

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t. 50 kilo 1.6m twink

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That's dope. Let kids be kids.

What's the problem of it?
I once had a Dofus theme birthday party

I had a bounce house once on my 3rd birthday but I stopped wanting birthday parties because the other kids were mean to me.

>bring a creeper costume to middle school
>all of the other kids love it
>they wanted to know who was under it
>take off the mask
>they all frown
>”oh, it’s you”

>I stopped wanting birthday parties because the other kids were mean to me.
I had the same problem

You're giving American parents too much credit

>Australian eldercare

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Looks like too much effort for my parents. The most I got as a kid was a cake with some cartoon character on it. I rarely got presents if I did it was from family members.

why do they

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what is this supposed to be showing me

American parenting would just be a child sitting in front of a computer/phone.

Fuck yeah i'm gonna go eat those sticks

why do they what? Have a normal life?

>Actually healthy food
>Parents who love and care about their son so much that they're willing to do all this cool shit for him
What's the issue? I wish I had parents like that.

>oh boy i would shove that freakin dork into a lock-ACK!

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