You're out for your customary nighttime hotdog from a stall in Times Square when this gentleman blocks your path

You're out for your customary nighttime hotdog from a stall in Times Square when this gentleman blocks your path.
What do you do?

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The crack won’t get me, but the hookers will

Throw the nearest pedestrian in his path but in such a way to ensure I don't spill my hotdog.

I'm walkin' here!

Pretend the hot dog is my penis and slap his ass with it.

i give him my hotdog and we become best friends ofcorse

>last good Slasher film was Hatchet 1

I miss slashers so much bros.

I liked F13th remake, sue me.

Dance

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

You're chillin' with other street punks in late '80s New York Grimes Square listening to boom bap and this guy kicks your ghetto blaster. What do you do?

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Confront him eagerly.

Buy him a hotdog

Insult him for being in my path while I carry my hotdog. Very vulnerable position

Tel him to meet me on some roof top for a fist fight. Don't be late!

Ok, all I need is a white woman with short blonde hair and a white sweater.

If I get that, then I would be safe.

I hope...

Uh oh

YOU'RE WITH YOUR BABY
AND YOU'RE PARKED ALONE

>eating anything that came from Times Square

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challenge him to a break dancing duel

I'm a virgin so he'll leave me alone.

Hail a cab