Cast him in the biopic

cast him in the biopic
Also TSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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me

Christian Bale.
Daniela Melchior as his wife.

nobody wants to watch a movie about some rapist piece of shit

now messi...that's a real player.

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holy based

He’s too egotistical to let anyone portray him and no actor can match him in gayness

Judge through the case out cope Pissifag

Ronaldo is the Tom Cruise of football, so a young Tom Cruise would be perfect for the role.

Maybe Scientologists managed to clone him?

Rami Malek. He can pull off the not-so-secretly-gay shit Ronaldo does.

Ronaldo literally can't legally go to to USA due to the rape case kek.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Rapebros, we won!

What is the common consensus on what he says; is it TSUUUU or is it SIUUUUU?
I am more of a SIUUUUUUUUUUUU person myself

TSUUUUUUUU

He confirmed it to be SIU but /sp/ pronounces it as TSU

Hes saying "yes! "

>most famous European today is a gay man born in Africa
OH NO

Ronaldo isn't gay ya dumb fags

Finally someone says it

Just look at the xPA and xMS statistics

They talk by themselves

>muh preassists

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Yeah, not gay at all......

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Nope, no gay here, just normal hugging men with erections!

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not a single gay thing happening

>fag that never practiced sports or been in the locker room with the boys

Keep seething nerd

Bros checking each other for testicular cancer, nothing gay about that