ITT: You try to act like an american

Oh shieeet for real mann shit be bussin no cap we wuz kangs

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*gets shots*
*goes to hospital*
*pays $1000000 (plus tip)*
*leaves*
*gets shot again*
*sharts and dies*

Freedom ain't free.

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>I think I'll use my credit card

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I just returned from the local Walmart and it was pleasant

I did as well, what did you get? For me it was [store brand bread] and [store brand juice].

BRAAAAP!

kek this sounds familiar but I cant remember what its from

Oh I forgot I was on 4channel. I am supposed to use incel arrows instead of asterisks.

The Sheriffs department has called me up on the phone... somehow BBC has returned

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that one vid of a Chinese guy pretending to be American by opening his eyes wide and saying that phrase

6 rolls of toilet paper, should last me until the weekend

>That burger place?
>Oh yeah, it's about 3 football fields away from the abortion clinic.

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I think he stole it from South Park

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based sauce provider

Where are the Polish cocks?
t. Ramiretz O'Szsclslysk

HAMBERER I HUNGER FOR BERJERS

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>Hey bro, did you take the 30 hour/week tech job at that pays $140k/year?
>Nah bro, I'm looking for something a little more, gotta shoot higher for my first job out of college. Heard Google pays $190k entry level

>vote blue/red no matter who!!

>whachu said to me whiteboi?

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Cannot imagine showing my face in public ever again if I were to be picked up by another man

i wake up in tech job make 500000000000 year doing no work for big faang

i check cryptocurrency it up 50000%

i laugh at black killing each other as i drink starbucks behind security

i eat chipotle

i fuck fat women

then i watch marvel and sleep

Gosh darnit Cleetus, there’s a fucking nigger on our porch!
Jolly hail Joseph and Mary, Clyde! You’re right, there is a nigger on our porch!
*cocks shotgun*
Are you lost, boy?