Oh shieeet for real mann shit be bussin no cap we wuz kangs
ITT: You try to act like an american
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*gets shots*
*goes to hospital*
*pays $1000000 (plus tip)*
*leaves*
*gets shot again*
*sharts and dies*
Freedom ain't free.
>I think I'll use my credit card
I just returned from the local Walmart and it was pleasant
I did as well, what did you get? For me it was [store brand bread] and [store brand juice].
BRAAAAP!
kek this sounds familiar but I cant remember what its from
Oh I forgot I was on 4channel. I am supposed to use incel arrows instead of asterisks.
The Sheriffs department has called me up on the phone... somehow BBC has returned
that one vid of a Chinese guy pretending to be American by opening his eyes wide and saying that phrase
6 rolls of toilet paper, should last me until the weekend
>That burger place?
>Oh yeah, it's about 3 football fields away from the abortion clinic.
I think he stole it from South Park
based sauce provider
Where are the Polish cocks?
t. Ramiretz O'Szsclslysk
HAMBERER I HUNGER FOR BERJERS
>Hey bro, did you take the 30 hour/week tech job at that pays $140k/year?
>Nah bro, I'm looking for something a little more, gotta shoot higher for my first job out of college. Heard Google pays $190k entry level
>vote blue/red no matter who!!
>whachu said to me whiteboi?
Cannot imagine showing my face in public ever again if I were to be picked up by another man
i wake up in tech job make 500000000000 year doing no work for big faang
i check cryptocurrency it up 50000%
i laugh at black killing each other as i drink starbucks behind security
i eat chipotle
i fuck fat women
then i watch marvel and sleep
Gosh darnit Cleetus, there’s a fucking nigger on our porch!
Jolly hail Joseph and Mary, Clyde! You’re right, there is a nigger on our porch!
*cocks shotgun*
Are you lost, boy?