/brit/

peak district edition

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fucken hate trannys and poofs lads

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Well a long time ago came a man on a track
Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back
And he put down his load where he thought it was the best
Made a home in the wilderness

He built a cabin and a winter store
And he ploughed up the ground by the cold lake shore
And the other travelers came walking down the track
And they never went further, no, they never went back

Then came the churches, then came the schools
Then came the lawyers, then came the rules
Then came the trains and the trucks with their load
And the dirty old track was the Telegraph Road

Then came the mines, then came the ore
Then there was the hard times, then there was a war
Telegraph sang a song about the world outside
Telegraph Road got so deep and so wide
Like a rolling river

And my radio says tonight it's gonna freeze
People driving home from the factories
There's six lanes of traffic
Three lanes moving slow

I used to like to go to work but they shut it down
I've got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found
Yes, and they say we're gonna have to pay what's owed
We're gonna have to reap from some seed that's been sowed

And the birds up on the wires and the telegraph poles
They can always fly away from this rain and this cold
You can hear them singing out their telegraph code
All the way down the Telegraph Road

Well, I'd sooner forget, but I remember those nights
Yeah, life was just a bet on a race between the lights
You had your head on my shoulder, you had your hand in my hair
Now you act a little colder like you don't seem to care

But just believe in me baby and I'll take you away
From out of this darkness and into the day
From these rivers of headlights, these rivers of rain
From the anger that lives on the streets with these names
'Cause I've run every red light on memory lane
I've seen desperation explode into flames
And I don't wanna see it again

From all of these signs saying "sorry but we're closed"
All the way
Down the Telegraph Road

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fuck sake was going to make this exact post

well great minds think alike, so obviously that was a coincidence

niggers!

this is very racist

a picture can say a thousand words

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absolutely not made for

batty after a pint too many

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LGBTQIA+++ is just politicised narcissism safe in that fact that the post-religion post-modern post-values end stage of Western civlisation has lost all means of combatting it philosophically or morally, like a HIV carrier unable to fend of a minor virus due to it's decimated immune system.

need to stick my willy in there

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rustler burger and those fries in the red box you can make in the microwave. purchased in advance for tomorrow's lunch scran.

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hate those tik tok dancing vicars.

they nees to fuck off

satan in wait

>meeting with client tomorrow
>the devs have failed to give me an ETA on a piece that the client is waiting for
>I’m going into the meeting empty handed

All this embarrassment for £24k. I want to get a different job.

Leftypol being a boring speccy freak
Rorke getting swept up in online far right extremism

in a way, straight people are the real AIDS victims

reckon jordan peterson would lose his cool over this

wish it were possible to find fellow 4/10s to date. 4/10s don't use tinder and don't go out much so I never fucking see them. either slags, belles or whales.

if rorke makes one more posts about trannys they'll all disappear

factos

Just barely managed to scran my daily crisps in time

just do what you normally do and promise them a bunch of shit that can't be done
>t. devmong

god you could have been a cat. but instead you were human. weird innit. we are very lucky
or unlucky
depending on your opinion
the pain of intelligence

business idea: dating app specifically for ugly people

if you havent noticed were in a motherfucking pandemic RORKE jfc.

jordan peterson is a pathetic whore drug addict without an honest intellectual bone in his body. all he cares about is whoring his fame on patreon. lost a lot of respect for jimmy carr going on jordan petersons podcast

he's also transphobic af no cap

Might have a Kinder Bueno, or now that we've left the EU, a Child Good, hahahahahahaha

no you've misunderstood, you're supposed to list reasons to not like him

Gain a clue.

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Am actually sweatier now that it's cooled down than I was when it was in the high 30s.
Bollocks and gooch area is all slimey and just can't sit comfortably.

god this thread reeks of femcels

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troons are a Any Forums psyop to own feminists

any other wildly transphobic but would love to shag a fit tranny up the shitter man in

he says wash your penis but never says why

every thumbnail for his videos when he has a guest has his guest all smiling and happy to be on the show and jordan looking extremely serious and grim lol just thought that was funny

Getting my daily crisp scran in early

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leftypol screeching into the void about jordan peterson

rorke tidying his room and washing his willy in preparation for shagging

my penis looks like a dogs chew toy fr fr no cap

>any other gays?
much more concise

wash your penis, leftypol, and the rest of you while you're at it

>boy this is worse than the time rorke was on the ropes

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why are britshits so obsessed with television they're even worse than amerilards

one of the biggest boomer brit boards is about television

>god this thread reeks of femcels

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so explain why rorke's favourite genre of porn is BLACKED

ahimsa parmo dharma

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what flag is that? refuse to move my mouse over it

do you maintain a basic level of fitness?

texas

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>you're gay if you want to shag this

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hahaha poop smells

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do women like shaved legs on men?

yeah femcels and some retard making "ironic" haha so funny nigger dick posts

think /shit/ is done stick a fork in it

no I just do whatever I want all the time except for when I have to go to work, I don't want to do that

I'm an impoverished woman with no mates and an anxiously flat behind, lads. The only reason I'm not a homeless alcoholic is I can't afford the drink.

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horrible series of posts

if you want to fuck a bloke with a penis then chances are you're probably a bender, yeah

Too true

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brit needs to be abandoned on 9 april 2023
the 10 year anniversary of /brit/
decade, nice round number. been a good run. time to pack it in.

hm
let me look at you mihai
you dont need no ticket
10 years visa unlimited for you

okay that was easy
thanks US embassy woman.

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yeah, nah

don't lie on the internet

*toooooooooooooooot*

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ywnbaw freak

> Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened

christians btfo

That bastard had a head like a matchstick
Face like he was sucking concrete through a straw
"Some faces not even a mother can love."
Says the spit and spatter of broken glass from above
"There's a tombstone where your headboard used to be."
They tell him every night before sleep
Every night before he dreams big and comes complete
Then he sees himself floating high above the certainty of his feet
Sees some gutless worm,
Seeking a free ride inside the stomach of a whale
He can live without air for several days, he says
He says he knows things, this man, he says
He says he wouldn't wait for the light or the dark to fade
He says you'll want to move for the mouths of the damned elite
Their bodies are open
Their channels are open
This world is opening up
Up, up, up

ye looks cis. CISMALE HAHAHAHAHA

Any bad posture man in?

sex

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ktim

>IT HAS A DEEPER MEANING BRO, YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND

nah,
here's to 10 more years!

*cheers while holding back tears*

Im always trying to stand straight and keep my head up but I can't, I can feel that I'm doing it wrong

I've got something that cat can blow on
*pulls out my willy*

rasheed piping up

feel like SHIT