/brit/

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>save energy/planet
>some other guy will cuck me with money and materialism and a big family

>make a lot of money
>feel like shit for destroying the planet by growing the unsustainable economy

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pozz my arse

COME ALL YOU YOUNG SAILOR MEN LISTEN TO ME

alright city have won the league, no point in playing the remaining 37 matches

get a job

listening to killswitch like it's 2005

get a job

what was their deal?

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ngl lads this kind of turned me on
they were just laughing in embarrassment as I passed

get a job

mong

I'M SAILING ALONG ON A SEA OF MY PEE

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that scene where he's chatting shit about his son sticks with me a lot. makes me feel guilty about what my own parents must think of me

NOOOT INTERESTED

autism

get a job

this started the current tranny pandemic

roy was a typical incel gagging for that boipucci

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Gfberg giving out that I am in "one of my moods"
May shove her down the stairs

on the rag?

COME ON! LETS GO!

Lads how late is too late to have coffee??
It's 5pm and I'd like a cup

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started working again lads suddenly can't be arsed with any socialising outside of the 'chon don't even want to spend the money or go anywhere I just want to EARRRRRN

feel a sincere sadness deep within me whenever i see a disabled person or elderly person just going about their day
poor bastards

my arm hurts

Will need to mop up what's left of her with a rag when I am finished

why? only reason to work would be to meet people

can't get a hard on

GFberg has left, i feel so empty inside, she was perfect for me but is adamant on not having children

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i dont think penises should go up bums - whether they be female or male bums
no one has ever had a natural urge to have intercource with a bum
its not natural

She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled arsehole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection

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been in a 3 yr relationship and have many female friends yet still can’t tell behavioural changes when they’re on their period

take some sniff

uneducated bigot

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every time I've tried anal it simply refuses to go in

If you earned £100k working from home which city would you live in the UK?

Landjew is hiking up my rent 30% and I want to move.

same

ktim

LAND HO

youtu.be/-Fe7dCVZgHw

catberg has my sandals in tatters, loves chewing on cork for whatever reason the little rascal

mad how they got a normal woman to play a tranny
didn't know she was supposed to be a tranny until years later

>city
ngmi
take the cotswolds pill

I can sniff out a period mile off

will be staying in london until im 35 at least

Blind bloke goes down my local pub
See him just sitting in the sun in the park reading braille books all the time, from my limited interactions with him he seems to be a very sweet man

mad how the mods allow a bunch of namefags from discord to derail brit/pol/ 24/7 with off-topic /soc/ tier crap and they do nothing about it
really makes you think

>city
Well I reckon it'd be a bit difficult to make new social circles in a rural area.

>take the cotswolds pill
Isn't that mostly just 2nd homes for Londoners and bomers' airbnbs?

toil... on the morrow?

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Liverpeng

had a dream that the queen died

youtu.be/CsCS5BOjdgk

how

youtube.com/watch?v=CqcmL2gmBDI&ab_channel=CoronationStreet
How would you react?

Any opinions on late afternoon coffee?

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How do you deal with the insane cost of living.
My landlord decided to hike my rent up to £1800 from £1400 because "it's what everyone else is charging now"

And I can still afford that but it just feels retarded to do.

ok bomer

oh my days leftypol lmaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1558938268246351873

It loometh

mad innit

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morning lads

got another three days off me

Anyone else in Ruby's position would move into the house she bought for herself and utilise one of the many rooms there for a dedicated office. Or as a backup, why not put a desk in one of the dozen or so disused living rooms gathering dust in her family home and use that as a workspace?

Nah, Ruby's solution is to just take the battered old child's school desk "from CHARLDHOOD" that she had stored in the house and shove that in a cramped corner of her room, completely blocking the door so she presumably has to leave through the window now. Her new view while writing will be a blank wall with some stars hung on in - a bit of subliminal encouragement to try to help her believe that she's a gifted child star and not a rapidly aging moron with the mental capacity of a woodlouse.

Like everything she owns, this desk is full of dirt and mold.

There appears to be demonic black ectoplasm oozing out of it, and the sinister scrawl of some tormented soul has been etched into the desk's insides. Presumably this desk contains the trapped soul of some Victorian orphan, forever to remain inside until someone can read their cryptic message and free them from this eternal prison. Unfortunately, Ruby won't read anything longer than a dozen words, so it's endless desk-bound purgatory for that poor child's soul.

Miss growing up, running around mum and dad's big garden with my brother.
Now I'm 29 and in a flat in london and I just get wankered all the time and toil.

landlords are scum

mad how double anal is a thing

honestly are ALL gays deviants, i don't know anymore

Organising for a communist revolution innit

>instrumental in changing people's attitudes to transgender people
And now it's all been thrown away, mad that

honestly price rises havent affected me yet
i live in zone 2, i travel into the office occasionally, i go out occasionally, i still afford to save
its not like im living paycheque to paycheque
i dont mind spending a bit more for a few years in exchange for having a social life and enjoying myself

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Genuinely wasn’t meant to be then lad, that means she wasn’t truly perfect for you, you’ll find someone

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theres some manlet from essex living at the back of me of and his accent's so vile and he's so loud loud that i want to scalp the cunt. I never realised how repulsive that accent actually was until now

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a big chunk of it is, yeah
the rest is some of nicest parts left in this country with good access to all the major cities you'd actually want to go to

leftypol shagging a dog

I am currently supporting the Australian Amateur Animation Industry.

well i shall get on a boat and hope that the gubbernmets wont torpedo strike me

I live in zone 2 too but my lease expires in 2 months and just got the notice.

None of my other expenses aren't going crazy since energy costs for a 1 well insulated bed aren't that high. But I got approval from work to work wherever the hell I want and it feels retarded stay here.

Are you flatsharing or something? Or is your landlord just not a greedy cunt.

these people are unironically disgusting

gf's a big poker fan, her favourite card is the queen of spades, she even has a tattoo of it haha x

Chubby girls make stinky smells

took the 'life in the uk' test in 5 minutes
congrats mihai
wait but i didnt even start my rant about scottish/irish/bank of england banknotes and how the book is so wrong about everything

nah they were very friendly to me and stuff

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shall* i think
the S.S magpie so when i arrive in australia they will all be frightened and run away

think you could catch a doggypox?

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digitalspy.com/movies/a28084501/mcu-release-order-marvel-movies/
the 'ewing

north or south of the river?
havent had any issues with landlord putting up rent
even if they did, there are plenty of places in south which are around the same price
not flatsharing

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business idea: bits of wood tied together and be a river town, or country. like in the pokemon game

What would you do if you'd been given a second chance from going to prison

Gf just booked us a trip to Seattle for my birthday lads

Quite ummm “chuffed” aha

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that french dog got monkeypox from those gay fellas

id buy a boat