/brit/

you need ten things to be happy

sun, shelter, food, water, rest, exercise, relationships, gratitude, purpose, security

Love the crocodile tears by politicians and pundits over rushdie being stabbed
All these cunts have supported attacking free speech for decades

I wish I was like you; easily amused.

>Dude get a county court judgement xD

Anyone who falls for this Reddit campaign deserves what they get

these have literally doubled in price in USD, wouldve been $3 or less back in the days when they were printed. wow!
but soon the TZS USD bubble will pop uwu

but yes, the 3000 shillings worth of stamps could have been bought for $3 in 1990 :c but now, its $6
or 12,000 shillings and 6,000 shillings back in the day. so the 3,000 shillings in stamps would have been 6,000 then 12,000 (value)

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based idea but i assume the new families are all brown

for me it's purpose
my time so far on this earth has had, and continues to have, absolutely no meaning

miss her x

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IM SELF IMPROOOOOVING!!!

Doing a Tattle.life read

Sir Kier says no lol

the current watch: wolf of wall street (2013)

the next watch: blow (2001)

good lad
women wearing closed shoes in summer are invisible to me

>I wish I was like you; easily amused.

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im obviously not stupid enough to do it but what would happen if say 50%ish of households did it?

One of my mates went from having really long hair to being bald as a coot within a few months

miss him x

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guy I know did this too
turns out he had cancer though LOL

ANY DRUNKEN RETCH, THE CAPTAIN CATCH
HELL BEAT ALL LIMB FROM LIMB!
HO!

Take your medication rorke

business idea: refuse to call kier starmer "sir" until eventually he'll go mental and complain about it, then he'll look like an entitled elitist ponce and the tory party wins 2024

KALOO KALAY IT RAINED TODAY

any chunnel man in

Shinzo?

Sir Queer won't be in power when the new cap comes in
Lots of people will get CCJs and get put on prepayment meters, prices go even higher as a result of the chaos it causes, some energy companies might go under

FUCKING RAIN GOD DAMN IT

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schizo so stupid that he thinks an investment doubling between 1994 and 2022 is good lol

2 girls 1 cup was a love story so memorable that people are still talking about it 15 years later

just got a madras curry from the indian and only ate half then downed about 4 pints of water
spicy as fuck

Southern poof, rained several times today up in the civilised norf

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yeah you

I WANT STIMS

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Woooooah I'm just a girl...

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miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

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nothing more boring than talking about investments and net worth on the internet

LET ME RE
LET ME RE
INTRODUCE MYSELF

youtube.com/watch?v=vZvkyfwD8mI

poor

I want lads mags back
magazines were better than the internet
still got my ps2 magazines

yea BUT what if you gave them 13 million £ worth of shirts and ties
and briefcases

What about talking about trannies and immigrants and Labour on /Brit/ for 10 hours a day

its up

youtube.com/watch?v=2vd8Wfk9im0

You have to be 6 months late before your credit status even goes into default, a CCJ could take much longer than that.

>t. defaulted on student overdraft, phone contract, credit card for 4 years and didn't get a single CCJ.

So as I was saying my investor Yamakaberg managed to increase my dividends by a startling %2.4 over my regular year average income

nah im quite well off, yankified zoomers like you need to stop talking about money

negative proof of scan

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N I G G E R

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some alarmingly /r/CasualUK posts in this thread

i'm more well off

AWAY SANTIANA
HEAVE HER UP AND AWAY WE-LL GO
ALONG THE PLANES OF MEXICO
HEAVE HER UP AND AWAY WE-LL GO
AWAY SANTIANA

... yh....

leftypol wondering why he only got a hug from the bumble arthoe after spending half the date talking shit about Trump with her

rorke shagging her brains out because he knows better than to talk about politics with women

those are things that actually matter though

good post

>some alarmingly /r/CasualUK posts in this thread

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Why should I have to be those traits? They're not positive.

you're not positive

good post

>outgoing
>not positive
ngmi

not suicidal I just can't be arsed with life

youtu.be/NkSg0NhSv_M?t=181

say fanta again?
fahhntah
hilarious

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they good for pulling girls
like my mate pulled the other week by just going up to a girl and complaining about the covid vaccine and turned out she hand't had it and was putty in his hand after 30 seconds lol

as if dude lmaoo us leftychads fuck

tried explaining this to mumberg today and she started crying

it is a good idea to talk about investments with peers, unsurprisingly my tech index funds have done the best over the past few years, followed by green energy

greek women are stunning

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this'll go down a storm in the imaginary group chat

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>mumberg has started saying she'd be "okay if her son was gay" and talking about "that cute gay lad who works at the cafe down the road"

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Women don't want a timid, indecisive shutin. They want someone confident who takes control. Work on improving yourself because you sound miserable

youre cute

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warrington is gonna love this one

>as if dude lmaoo us leftychads fuck

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get up to much today?

ask to shag her arse and see if the changes course

would sacrifice every tranny, labour voters and immigrant if it made my portfolio go up by 1%

But she's...

anyone see that bullet train film
almost didn't recognise sandra bullock she's bogged herself so much

hes right man you do not sexually the womens to be fair

Redundancyberg is paying out £20k to me at the end of the month
I will never get a chance to take a couple of months off doing fuck all, travelling and getting smashed like this again, will I?

anyone else a lil bit disturbed by the lack of support for Rishi? he's proven himself in the private sector and the business world, knows his way around backstabbing politics that are required to be PM, and is a youthful face from humble beginnings. Yet he's losing to a....brexiteer wannabee thatcher?

see she's one of Zeus' children

Rate the dinner lads

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Bruv, get a new job and use the money as a deposit on a mortgage

she just knows, they all know by now

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bet he's out of your league

i'll pay that, make it happen lad

rorke opening a pirate radio broadcast where he yells NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER down the microphone for 3 hours a day while punching the walls out in the studio booth

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Attack ships on fire off the shoudler of Orion...

I watched C-beams, glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate

All those moments... will be lost... in time... like tears... in the rain...

I don't care what women want
I will continue to be a listless indecisive sissy boy and never getting the courage to ever talk to them

any poo wank man in?

>these are the two fittest women antivaxxers could find

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holy based i would definitely tune into that

I'm alright for my situation. I could've turned to drugs and alcohol but I haven't.
I'm not really timid, I just don't see why being controlling is valuable.

My loneliness is killing me

Second one was better

yeah they're pretty fit actually
spainlad since when were you a coping vaxmong

sorry but there is something of a situation in the seas there

you might get made redundant again but impossible to predict, might as well spend 2-3 months travelling then look for something new.

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>Colby. Origin:Norse. Meaning:swarthy person's settlement.

imagine literally being named mutt

Who is rorke and what is leftypol

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they say truth is stranger than simpsons erotic fan fiction

tired, stale /brit/ memes

Better to be true to who you are rather than changing yourself for some cunts who'd probably spit on you anyway.

prefer not to say