60 years old

He stays hydrated.

No he didn’t.

Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk

Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine

Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman

It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk

Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom

Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44

Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese

28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years

Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died

Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese

Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine

If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.

If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?

Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise

When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese

When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise

The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.

Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women

Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk

And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise

>Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise

Lost it

he made the guy cry. how do I utilise that pure chad energy

Tom Cruise has studied and mastered every single fundamental of communication. Without raising his voice, look how he absolutely manhandles this reporter for bringing up the Nicole Kidman divorce. Complete eye contact, doesn't let the reporter evade at all. And this nigga is five foot seven.

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cuuuuuuuuuute

How does he terrify people like that? He literally got the guy to apologise within 30 seconds

wtf kek

we couldve a kino two face

he learned it in scientology, all they do is control people

That explains why he’s had such a great career. I’m sure many had to fall for Tom to flourish.

the reporter knows he's out of line, but he also knows that if he can get an emotional outburst from cruise it'll make good TV. cruise doesn't take the bait (you), and uses the opportunity to take control of the interview.
just stay calm, be measured, never appear surprised, and people trying to get a rise out of you will backtrack quickly, unless of course they're already set on sinking the ship with no survivors. in this case the interviewer couldn't afford to have cruise walk out, so he had to acquiesce in response.

A gay guy in college told me I reminded him of Tom Cruise in the way I acted and carried myself. What did he mean by this?

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I don't know, but I'd hardly have been able to contain myself in that scenario. That shit could have easily been acid or something else that was dangerous. Props to Cruise, not many people would have remained calm in that scenario. Not only that but he established clear alpha superiority on that dumb cuck.

You’re a repressed homosexual

If any person acted like that to me including Tom Cruise I'd push further and tell him to shove his entitled attitude up his arse

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No I'm straight. I think he was referring to my general demeanour in how I spoke to people and whatnot.

So you'd just randomly prod about someone's personal life?

Are you a reporter in this context or just some random gooner?