/brit/

i see the worst in people
i dont want other people to succeed

They didn't change me, just did nothing.

>444444

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just joined tates war room

They don't see you at all
You're always in your bedroom, twitching your curtains

blessed

ive got a phd mate so fuck off

here's one. you can tell because he's obsessed with gays and that

Based and checked and sexts confirm

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From now on I want all of you to refer to me as Big Cat. That's my new nickname A.K.A. alias.

That's what I'm going to be called on the streets, Big Cat.

/brit/ is a shaggers general

Good get lad

BLESSED & WITNESSED

strange that the news there is no chemical reason for depression didn't make more waves

oh my days rorke you melt

good. thats good

FUCK

>Dr Matos said society fails to teach young boys the importance of communication, which has resulted in growing numbers of unintentionally single men.

Hmmm unintentionally single.......

cheched

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i've got a pretty huge dick too so what

umm... yikes?

pretty sure this lad was trans
could never nail down whether he was a she or she was a he

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>big cat
more like big pig waheyyy

THE TRUTHTELLER HAS SPOKEN THE TRUTH

PREACH THE GOSPEL

SPREAD THE WORD

digits checked

youtube.com/watch?v=O_kk8mGqBj8

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Yep give these sad sacks an excuse for not bothering to talk to women then complaining that they can't get laid.

It's not turning it around, it's that I've missed out. I still doubt I'll ever have a girlfriend or sex.

Gay sex and noncing don't count as losing your virginity, leftymong

SIGNORI

rorke seething on the 'chon with his sister's moaning from getting BLACKED echoing through his room

is that desmond?

did the man get the numbers? fascianting
fuck off tourists

mm banana milk yum
better than chocolate milk

My mum and dad hated each other when I was a small child. I've only ever seen them hostile towards one another, including violence. Anyway they divorced and a few years later my dad blagged me a trial at millwall. My mum had to drive me to the trial which was pretty far away, an hours drive say. On a Wednesday night. She berated me the whole way there because she didn't want to drive me nd blamed my old man. I got to where the millwall kids train and I spoke to the coach and said I was here for the trial. He'd never heard of me but he said no problem I could join in. But because my mum had berated me and my dad had lied I said no let's just go home. I often think about what could of come of that night. I would've honestly killed to play for England. Cest la vie I guess.

The appeal of Any Forums is that I can talk about my cock and balls without people being offended

>unintentionally single men.
ktim

wtf repeating digits.. Kek is here, praise be unto him!! Shadilay O lord!!!

Suffering a really bad bout of
>Tfw no gf
Lads

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nose is bleeding again

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chaos 2 was such a boring robot compared to the likes of hypnodisc, razor or even behemoth

funny how women having delusional standards isn't mentioned
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-state-our-unions/202208/the-rise-lonely-single-men

For me? It's thinking of all the girls who may have liked me over the years. Not many probably.

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Arrogant newmong not respecting tradition, what a surprise

Whatup pussy

the lad bringing up gays for no reason is a virgin. you know im right

tbf that's an online dating thing
irl the odds are much fairer

Oi you git, you got a loicence for that opinion, you cheeky wanker?

Speed dating

Spaced is like a British version of malcolm in the middle. Not sure which is better

Unless the government starts assigning partners things won't change for men like me.

ive been on Any Forums since 2006 you cunt, six digits is fuck all

I'm a virgin mong

We at /brit/ don't really care much about Any Forums traditions such as Patrick Bateman asking to check 'em or spamming anime.
But it's okay as you can post that in literally every other thread on Any Forums.

Dating in real life doesn't happen any more.
Just want a plain gf who has intellectual hobbies like reading.

>Dating in real life doesn't happen any more
Bizarre claim.

I only wish it was just possible to be content with liking yourself. God straffe the whovever is responsible for giving me these feels.

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Strange, it worked fine for like 10,000 years
what changed in the last 50

BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=nAiUbZEwWC8

prince phillip

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this is why so many threads get made complaining about brit btw

kek knew this was coming, vgh ruby, my tradwife, we can live together like people did in 1960

women got the pill, financial independence, and tinder

Early 2005 me. The gf is a 2004 fag. She was 10 lol. She stopped coming here after becoming an adult but I sneak a cheeky night of posting in here and there still. I'm alot lazier than her and don't mind wasting time

and men like you got too timid to speak to women at all

Back in the day it was common to see posted in /brit/ ''Memes are for Any Forums, we only deal in gimmicks''. That was back when gimmicks were still being made of course. Now it would be ''memes are for Any Forums, we only deal in poo''

Crystalcafe is 80% just trannies larping as girls, isn't it?

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Ruby looks like a female version of me

Do you ever wonder why it is you haven't got a girlfriend, lads?

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coorrr i'd shag you then

Bet your music is shite an all, let him open for you

Corr imagine her being blacked after finally embracing her wild side

>wahhh /brit/ is the worst thread!! it just people talking nonsense, where the little cartoon Jap girls???

wtf secret mouseforce tanzanian division

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now it is

oh I know

VFs piss off to britfeel
its more your flavour

Whenever I day dream about the goal gf it is basically just me but in the form of whatever phenotype I am most attracted to on that day.

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yeah it's because I'm an aloof and abrasive borderline-autist who doesn't give a shit about sexual intimacy

not often she gets her tits out
youtube.com/watch?v=VvRJ_0hNQN4

im terminally incel

not very good looking
poor social capital
unpersonable

Lol based af, extremely well spent digits

reporting you to MI5

ebin

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Mad respect to the diarrhoea in my lower intestine giving me a quick heads up 20 secs before he's knocking at my arsehole's front door like grond

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the mods aren't and they'll ban you if they even begin to think you're male
don't think a tranner could larp as a girl convincingly desu

Too late mate. Since the first lockdown especially they all came over here. Amer was the Pied Piper of incels bringing them over.

their entire existence is larping as a girl though

>[YouTube] ASMR - Shhh….go back to sleep (hair brushing, scalp massage, autogenics, counting) (embed)

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I hate her

BASED DIGITS

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Girls aren't the problem. Honestly they beg for you and can't be alone contently and all that. They are way easier than YOU. You're a terrified always in your head victim freak-man. It's in your head. The girls are fine

Remember clear as day the night where I first said fuck it, and drank a load of beers on a toilnight for no reason.
Been drinking more or less every night since. Weird that it just happens like that. Spent three years in London after I graduated where I'd just come home from work and sit there.

Buy this man a pint

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The irony is that they loathe women more than even the most rabid incel

yeh but we all know how good they are at that

go out to a pub or something mate
christ almighty

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If you could post an Apu/Pepe/Groyper that you feel accurately conveys your emotions right now, which would it be?

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iktf

Watched five seconds of that asmr video and cringed
The west is truly finished

New thread.....
.....

fuck off cunt you have the whole internet for your normie bollocks

>If you could post an Apu/Pepe/Groyper

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Parents are both retired and have a Spanish holiday home they go to all the time.
It's nice having basically a free place to go on holiday as I have a set of keys but fuck me it's them constantly saying "ooh we found a lovely restaurant and we've got a couple of ice cold beers! wish you were here" while I am at toil that rankles about it.
Boomers win again.

This was me a few years ago. Sooner you sort it out the better though lad

alpha...

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You benefit from this too. They own the place in Spain?

>normie

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Fucking hell no way! That's the most insane story I've ever heard!!