Prove you're a solid guy. Right now

Prove you're a solid guy. Right now.

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I am not a liquid or gas.

I like to pee sitting down and then always close the lid after.

No more half measures, like you said.

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I'll make you whole

I only eat whole pistachios

I return the shopping cart into the cart corral after I’m done loading groceries into my car.

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Sneed. We had /qa/. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, shitposred and made as much (you)s as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the janny. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.

And you're sure you don't use too much toilet paper?

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He could still be a plasma... GET HIM BOYS!!

Yeah? Why?

No sir, I like to wash my ass and vagina.

i just watched no country for old men

Not my call.

I play in a billiards league and our team name is "pool guys who won't fuck your wife"

Not only am I Solid
I'm also a Snake

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I have 20Tb of movies, none of them are HD i just have a lot of torrenting under my belt.

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If I'm on a tech forum and somebody PMs me a fix, I post in back into the thread

Daily reminder that you will never get mgs6

I eat prawns with shells on

When people ask me for favors I do them even if I don't want to.
I treat it like a video game, like they're NPC's giving me quests.

Yeah? Why?

*unzips finger*

Not my proudest fap