Just network bro

>just network bro

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>Just work for a company every single day to make some arbitrary made-up points lol

This but unironically. I was working minimum wage jobs for six months after I got my master's and then I got an internship through one of the brothers in my fraternity, and now I'm interviewing for 60k a year jobs.

I actually did network into my current wagie job, I work 60 hours a week but I don't actually do anything since my manager needed someone to lock/unlock doors while the actual wagies worked. I think she wants to fuck me but she already got children. Anyway, I spend most of my time stealing candy and watching porn. I also use our work terminals to seed.

What was your bachelors and masters in?

>did an 8 week unpaid internship to get a low level job for an employer in corporate
>last day they decided to cancel my internship and the employer rejected my application
Haven't been able to work since, they utterly broke me

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Bachelor's in political science, master's in security studies.

COVID kind of fucked my shit up because it hit two months into my master's program and I ended up doing the rest of it on zoom.

I am working right now.

> unpaid
did you also apply to be a janny on this board?

What's the name of the company? I'll add them to the list if you want.

How did you land that "job"? I doubt cougars just drive around town looking for young men to entice with promises of employment.

You're unable to suffer in shartland.

In a trad society autistic spazzes like you would be exiled or killed.

i have no uni friends and i know i will be unemployable

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King.

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I did not network and now I am making 150% of your salary kek

Yeah, that's what happens when you pick a non-useless major.

I have no regrets.

>60k
I could buy a comfy house in commieblack for this amount of money sharts making in year. Crazy.

how do you even network? im in my second year of uni and i feel like havent done anything in this regard
do i just ask peers if their parents can get me an apprenticeship?

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Don't you guys have clubs or something? Literally just go make some friends who are studying the same thing.

like study clubs for specific subjects?

Yeah let me just become almost a decade younger, go back to university and befriend ADHD zoomers with pink broccoli hair who worship NIGGERS.

I don't know how Americans go to college without parents help. It's not possible. Unless you want to be in debt for a decade. Even then how the fuck are you supposed to pay rent and go to college with a no skill WAGIE job in the mean time? It's over without parental support in America

I have been working a job for 12 months and I have been working completely alone as in schizo-talking-to-myself tier alone for 98% of the time

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>making friends is a liberal conspiracy

lol

I have a job as an IT monkey and I work remote because there is no point going to the office, I'm too socially alienated. Wish I was a NEET so I could stare at the screen all day long like now, but with no responsibilities.

It doesn't get better

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yikes

>NEET so I could stare at the screen all day long like now, but with no responsibilities.
I live like this and I'm unhappy. I want what you have. You have no idea how lucky you are

I worked there for a few months before and showed up on time, and more importantly nobody else wants my job because who the hell wants to work 60 hours a week for only $19/hr? I could take a real job right now and make $27/hr with the same hours. I don't do anything except keep the alarm system from shitting itself and signing/making BOLs, my job is completely useless and exists only because the computer system requires it. The computer system was created in 1982 and last updated in 2001.

College is for enjoying the last bits of your youth, fucking girls, networking and doing well academicly (getting good grades, publishing scientific articles, etc). First two are very important so you don't become a mentally ill bitter incel, and the last two are important if you want guaranteed success once you graduate.

How do you even make friends after high school? It's either you make friends or someone befriends you, and as far as I'm concerned this shit just happens naturally, so then why do I have to sit here and ask about friend-making strategies if the average normalfag could just close his eyes and conjure friendships from thin fucking air?

I have no friends.
I have no gf.
I do not enjoy life.

The money just piles up in the bank account but I have nothing to spend it on. Am I supposed to buy an apartment or a house? And then live in by myself like a giga-incel

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>Over 20
>Make some friends

Same but without money. With money you at least can afford therapy or travel

No refunds.

Normies are literally Friendmancers

I make double of what you do without a college degree lmao
Unironically went in and shook my managers hand and gave me the job on the spot

Do school research projects and go to events. I didn't do any of that because I took 2 hours to go to school though