Michael Fassbender

You’re his agent. How do you get him back in the spotlight?

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Why would he get back into acting?
He's living the dream this weekend.

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Michael Fastbender?

He can't go back. He's not a real actor anymore just a franchise whore. A walking funko pop.

Capeshit is a poison chalice.

He's done for. I'd stop taking his calls and move on to other clients.

SHAME 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Get him with the next Oscar bait deep film director like Innaritu, Del Toro or Fincher

mcu magneto

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sex tape with Domhnall Gleeson
is he still with Alicia Vikander? She can join too.

Tell him to win the 24 hours of Le Mans today (and tomorrow)

Make him work with Cronenberg again.

>Works with Steve McQueen
>The two pump out Hunger, Shame and 12yrs a slave
>Director and actor combo that just works
>Runs off to do capeshit

You've made your money. Call Steve back. Kino awaits. Good director+actor combos are worth gold.

>Shame 2: More Shame

>You've made your money
He has. That's why he's driving a race car at Le Mans today.

He's in Fincher's new movie

He can't turn himself black, McQueen's done just black movies after Shame

>Ask Michael for permission to fuck his wife.
>Ask them to join a threesome together.
>Call up my big shot Jew friends and tell them "Hire Michael and Alicia"

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Fassbender had it all then did capeshit and became a pathetic loser.

Same thing happened to Oscar Isaac.

*sigh* somehow, DJ Qualls died again

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Cast him in a Marvel movie.

Steve is now locked into doing movies about black people now