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Phenomenon we won’t see again for a fantasy series imo. I wonder what it would be like if HBO adapted Dunk and Egg before doing GOT

name on racismlad

>pale ginger girl
>into "big black" men
contemplate the contrast for a moment if you will..

Any of you worked at these?
I can work at Cineworld or The Range.
What one do you think would be easier to do?

over 70% of americans are overweight

Weird limbo of looming redundancy but financial independence already secured.

couldn't possibly comment

which one do you pick to shag?

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70% of your mum is overweight

and 100% of creatures in my flat (me and the floofer)

Unironically used to post cuckold erotica shit in a groupchat years and years ago before it was a meme here to piss off a friend
Realized I was getting aroused by it and kind of getting off to being a pest posting it everywhere and promptly stopped. Made me realize that’s what BBC posters are like, they think they’re trolling but they’re actually little perverts getting off on their vile behavior

cant imagine theres anything remotely hard about working at a cinema

Reckon Cineworld is easier

the british one

I remember a post by "Carl the Cuck" who asked Jia Lissa to do an interracial threesome and 2 months later it was released on BLACKED.

to the goon cave!
*60s batman scene transition*

>boss is on holiday
>boss's boss is asking me questions, interfering

Fuck off bitch

the wine cellar?

can I be the robin to your blackman- oops, I meant batman

unironically worked at a cineworld for years. piss easy apart from concessions which gets hot and busy before films

a go-getter would see this as an opportunity to undermine your boss and put yourself in line for his job

Emma Raducanu looks underage that's why she is so lusted after

My boss’s boss doesn’t know shit about day to day operations or procedures for our department
Always a hassle when he gets involved with something because there will be loads of shit overlooked

do people who walk around with earpods in not worry about you-know-whos yanking them out their ear and running off?

my life is utterly blacked

earpod gnomes?

hmm yes, a most interesting blog

My boss is a workaholic who's been there for 6 years. I've been there 18 months and do the bare minimum. There's definitely no way I can undermine my boss.

I have basically no skills

no I look tough so no yardies would mess with me

Not true, if dogshit /brit/ posts were a skill, you'd get an A+

>how delicious this position, suck this ass, put your tongue in there, lick the ass and also do the same thing with this beautiful delicious pussy until you come a lot, then put my dick inside this pussy eat a lot then take it off and put it in this ass eat strip and enjoy in the two holes in the pussy and in the ass.
how can a grown man post soemthing like this this on reddit without a hint of embarassment

I know but I was just asking
That's what I thought about it cheers

Just gobbled up 6 apples and 2 cornettos. Feel like I’m gonna throw up

penis wants to cum but I shan’t be letting it

not been able to digest food for about 9 days now, can manage about 5 small bites of anything before im bloated and uncomfortable

probably just going to let my self die cos i cant be bothered going to hospital

>contemplate the contrast for a moment if you will..
sxyprn.com/post/62cf3df0b4592.html
sxyprn.com/post/60931b6667e1b.html

kekkk
still can't believe that's a real thing and not just a meme

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Makes you think doesn’t it

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it does

wonder what she's thinking about haha

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the hospital is great man, you get free food and don't have to do anything

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sometimes i wish i could eradicate open mouths thumbnails on youtube and all the people that do it
but that remains my wish still

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based souness defeating the woke menace

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yeh but dying might be even better

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She's thinking if she slips in her heels she's gonna break through that glass and maybe get cut in half. You can see when the thought hits her

t. Never had to endure the NHS

They're after him now and won't rest until he gets sacked.

ah yes, the bbc discord spammers back it again
see you lads later, once they've all had a wank and had a breif 5 seconds of contemplation of their lives, before going back to being perverted freaks.

Was like this until I just started watching softcore stuff instead. Still BBCpost though.

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please tell me she fucks BBC please tell me she fucks BBC please tell me she fucks BBC please tell me she fucks BBC

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bro what

my farage sex arse just blew up mayne

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I am stepping back from social media, as I find it can be detrimental to my mental health.

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shut up lucy

freak

Paedophiles on a madness

mum just sent me this haha

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does the girl in the middle take bbc

Need some advice lads. Been on a third date with this lass but nothing has happened yet, this is the most amount of dates i’ve had with someone without getting anywhere. It seems to be more of a slow paced development into a relationship type thing. She’s not into hookups whatsoever. Thing is when we’re around each other we’re so mild mannered that anything sexual almost feels taboo and weird. She obviously finds me attractive and we get on well but I haven’t a clue what to do to progress things. Usually i’d suggest to meet at mine or theirs to watch a movie but it almost feels wrong with this girl. Don’t think she has much if any dating experience

whats the thing you put in your uorigin filters to block flags again?

does a bear shit in the woods?

range ban the Dutch coomer

did you lads go to a rustlers group uni?

screaming at the size of this septum piercing
thought it was CG at first

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time to go to the pub drinking alone and regret it as soon as I sit down at a table somewhere

boards.4channel.org##.SexArse
punch her right on the nose
lmao

Anyone here have experience in the British Army? I’m heading down to the Assessment Centre on the 1st of September and still undecided on what role I should go into.

The three roles I gave my recruiter were:
>Aviation Ground Crew Specialist (Army Air Corps)
>Infantry
>Combat Medical Technician
But I can still change them quite easily when I’m down at Pirbright. I meet all the physical standards, not quite para level just yet but depending on how much the adrenaline hits me on assessment day I might just qualify for them. And I’ve been revising the cognitive tests for about a month now and still have a few weeks to go. I should qualify for almost everything. Thought about maybe trying for an Intelligence role but the extra background checks spook me. Read online they go through your browser and financial history and I’ve watched some downright strange (but not illegal) pornography as well as hired a few “niche” escorts in my time. Would rather not have them know that about me so Intelligence is probably off the table.

Any advice? Anything especially lucrative or good for a career?

i was a bit of a bnoc at bristol yh

the second pint cures that

aha will be drinking whiskey this time though

yh but did fuck all and got a 2.2 meaningless degree and loads of debt

hat i wear in work and sweat in smells like meats, whats that about

>Intelligence is probably off the table
I wouldn't forgo it because of background checks. Knowing British competency and funding it'll probably just be a bunch of boomers doing a google/facebook search of your name.