Grand daughter of Palpatine = Rey Skywalker

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Who did Sheev have sex with?

The Force

Margaret Thatcher

Sophie Thatcher

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Rey went back in time and fucked Sheev and gave birth to herself

he was super gay so all his offspring are force-assisted ivf

Anakin is already Sheev's midichlorian son, therefore Luke and Leia are Sheev's grandchildren. BenKylo RenSolo is his great great grandson.

Galaxy is pretty small ngl.

That isn't true. The Force created Anakin in response to Palpatine trying to create life, not in the way he wanted.

I hope when the world ends and civilization gets reset, the new breed who inherits the world never thinks up Star Wars again. Let's lay this shit show to rest, let it die

Amazing that God's ambition in this universe is to hold political office.

Anakin was Palpatine's bastard too

I'd make her ride my vespa, if you can my drift

a xenomorph

qt

a sarlacc

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Rey going to the dark side and being a sexy Sith Lord would bring balance to the fan base

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damn that bitch has some crazy eyes goin on. Forest Whitaker style

She cute.

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Imagine sticking your cock between those chompers while she has those crazy eyes.

In the Vader comic turns out Sheev is his father too making him her uncle. I dont know if the writers were even aware of this but in that way her calling herself Skywalker makes sense.

Coolest Jedi, how can others Jedi (specially male ones) even compete?

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So much intimidation

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why does she look so bloated during some parts of TLJ?

Coke bloat.

did they give her coke zero for ROS?

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