/brit/

Scomo's just been outed as a secret dictator in cahoots with the Governor General.

This is it boyos, republic time.

leftypol the type of nigga to say "oooh don't mind if i do" when taking a donut

that post is off-topic

>why yes i AM a highly paid banker in london
>why yes i DO pay £2.5k for a studio prison cell
>why yes i DO breathe in air daily that is slowly killing me

kek donedon

and then i said that's not a barm cake, thats my wife!

is no one else shocked though that in the heatwave the ocean got so hot? thats got to mess up the water cycle and its why we are being rained on for 3 days now

It's ok for women because they are mentally children but any bloke watching children's films shouldn't be trusted

any too smart to succeed man in

no point living outside london

>Why is it never a ukfag making these threads
not getting nearly enough paid, lad.

retard the type of retard to crosspost Drake memes and expect no-one to notice

drake a type a nigga to get all 4 flavor swirls in his iced coffee

Mihai what happens if there's a turd in the bloke when you put your willy in? Can you feel it?

its thundering lads
i fucking hate thunder

That's typically what the rain cycle is about user
Also, it's not that hot

rain all day tomorrow de lads get in i said get in

Rorke wanking to Pocahontas

Leftypol cry wanking to beauty and the beast

how come capital cities are flooded with wogs if they are so expensive
doesn't add up does it

jany the kind of guy to get a pozzed load for his christmas bonus then be told "if he were irish and getting paid something then he wouldve gotten a potato instead"

Pocahontas? More like 'Poke-a-hot-ass'.

Where are you lad? No rain in Norwich yet.

cuz dat be were dem big money moves is at playa ya feel me? no nigga finna blow up in derbyshire

don't forget to hydrate in this heat lads

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timothy james byrne

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just witnessed racism (against the irish) outside of Any Forums

ooh me minge

What about watching with your GF?

>flag
go back to your failed state

and dont @ me

FUCK SAKE FUCKING USELESS BASTARDS I WANTED MY SHOPPING

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pornaddicts live miserable lifes

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holy fucking shagger

mad how we've all seen his little stiffy with cum dripping off the bellend

Rorke the type of nigga to wear a hat like this to bed

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television is for retards

Tim’s life looks comfy as fuck outside of being a schizo
keeps his place spotless

@

Reckon he posts on /fa/?

just up from you a bit

shut up now you arent funny trying to pretend that youre joking at all. you really do sit there and report people on Any Forums both on the weekend and at 3PM on a monday
you never were joking nor did you ever get paid

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leave it on reddit next time

I just stick on WALL-E when I have a new fwb over and we’re shagging within 5 minutes
love disney me

start with your family

ugh so trad

youtube.com/watch?v=yFfhkdHIVgA&ab_channel=nh6milhistory
fucking bonkers when you think about it

this is literally 1984

avatar or signature use

man...

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>fwb
?
funny willard boy?

rorke the kinda nigga to withdraw cash from the ATM

lads whats that song that goes

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA
DA DA
DA
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

had it stuck in my head all day

do you feel in control

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hello

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she saw wall-e and he reminded her of you

rorke's trad dream girl doing trad work

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>skinny slightly feminine manlet
>still shag ton of girls

you lads are doing something critically wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=hhelrTuw9OI

*enters /brit/*

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>slightly
you get pegged don't you?

i have 19 minutes to smoke this weed then go and try talk to this girl. the first time didnt go so well, i asked her about a book and she googled it, then a nazi book came up

youtube.com/watch?v=xqTBlft8gQA

i’m on nofap lad stop

mad how she probably tears up the league because half the players can't even do any kick ups

that post is off-topic

I've seen men do this and they don't grab the horse cock and jerk it like that this bitch is commuting a sex act with a

right, 15:42, time to do some work

filtering this avatarcunt, hes gone full schizo
you'll get unfiltered when you start calming down a bit

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When did webm start working on iPhones?

No call back from recruitmentberg or prospectivetoilberg

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bet that feels good on the horsey's big ol nob

apple only allows horse cocks on their devices

Recruiters are almost always completely thick, I wouldn't worry

i reckon a sea thats like 40 degrees is more hot than a drop of water at like 100
why because a drop of water at 100 would be too fast of a release, like a high peak voltage but over a millisecond. thats pretty harmless even if its like 3 million volts
but a larger body of water is basically like a lower voltage, with more current

or something
27c is fine for something big as the sea because the sun can beam the fuck out of the top layer of water harder and make that (lower surface amount because its low in height) hotter, and maybe enough to make it evaporate

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Makes sense. Got any more horse cocks?

about a month ago

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every time you lot say rorke it just gets even funnier, lol

/brit/ is such a madhouse

Is it weird to kiss your gf after she's sucked your willy? I do it all the time same with eating her fanny and then kissing her

that post is also off-topic

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i dont know if electricity can go faster through hot salt water like it does with metals but that would surely be the best if we could put solar panels just slighty underneath the water, to magnify the sun unto them and have the more conductive water at the top generate electricity (to be stored) in the still cold/er water below, which would have wires running, from the sea to the society

it's fitness made simple
made for real people

and that one

*surreptitiously googles "centaurgirls"*

mines does it but she always initiates the kiss
when she's actually kissing me i think it's grim but i'm too horny to actually give it more than 2 seconds of thought

i genuinely sometimes just scream out "OHHHHH RORKEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY POOOOOOOOOOOOS OHHHHHHHH RORKEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY POOOOOOOOS" and chuckle each time
made even funnier by the fact i am more rorke than leftypol
shame leftypol didn't get a cool name like rorke

leftypol lost a lot of money betting in this fight

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fuck no

>tee hee I can't wait to get married to take everything you got hahaha

I do it but don’t kiss her if I’ve just cum in her mouth

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but if some metals conduct electricity better when they are hot, and in this form they are larger or more expanded (so larger in volume), then maybe the electricity is better because its larger. and this is a way to make the electricity also be longer, and not a high peak voltage but low
so the sea is like a large piece of hot copper and the drop of water is like a small heatsink. but the large one is better for electricity than the small is for heat - and if the same is to the sea, the larger body of water will evaporate more easily based on this

(to the tune of "the lion sleeps tonight")
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE, no tendies on my plate

bro what

the concept of a woman genuinely desiring to marry me is as alien to me as the planetary surface of pluto
actually, i've seen a few documentaries on the solar system so it's even more alien than that