When a german posts, I agree

When a german posts, I agree
When a german thinks, I aplaude
When a german speaks, I listen
When a german tells a joke, I laugh
When a german replies to my post, I kneel
If Germany has 100 friends, I am one of them
If Germany has only 1 friend, that friend is me

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Where were you in ‘44, “friend”?

god i wish i was spanish

Based post

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why are you like this

Spain was ruled by germanics for centuries

Basiert.

judging by your obedience you're just a german

>When a german tells a joke, I laugh

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sorry but poland has that place

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There is a better version of Germany

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So is England, but you still seethe and dilate everytime Germany is mentioned

Austrian princess.

Are you cute?
We could fuck

surprised to see it wasn't an american flag posting this
kudos for that

I agree with everything but it's Kazakhstan instead of Germany

i call based
why kazakhstan in particular?

Because the music goes very hard and we hate women

Because the last time they rode out for war empires fell one after the other. I would rather be on the good side of them. Khaziks are Asian+White the deadliest combination.

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Smallest and cleanest German feets.

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spain sucks!
now what?

I have a huge fetish for German women with big feet.