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going to try and enjoy things without drinking tonight

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mental how if your mum came out as a lesbian you'd just be like "yeah ok sound" but if your dad came out as gay it would be weird

O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL
JOYFUL AND TRIUMPHANT
O COME YE
O COME YE
TO BETHLEHEM

Well he saw me naked sooooo

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grim feet

*worriedly checks the calendar*

Get off your backside and get a bloody job

Most women simply have, somewhere, a fantasy about having sex, in a non-defining, non-exclusive way, with other women.

bet shes not your friend

I definitely wouldn't

what ever happened to emmett
institutionalised, suicide, or just got bored of /brit/?

watching The Boys (2019). better than i thought

>In 2021, Holliday revealed that she was in recovery from atypical anorexia.

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anime

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I’m certain his family got to him

Explain

fat fuckin moll

came round my joint on saturday for a few tins

pig has a pig tattoo

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friendly enough to let me put my unprotected willy inside her

When are you going to get a GF lads?

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been off it 2 weeks now myself

wouldn't find it weird if your dad told you he liked getting his back door battered in?

um, ok

They clearly think you're hiding something.

>atypical
you don't say

Fucking hell lads I'm getting about a 10 second warning before brown water starts flying out my arse at a rate of knots. Kind of like it though, like getting a colonic irrigation

saving up all my returns for later, and eventually ill put them all in!

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a job eh? a literal nhs 60 year old told me have you had microsoft office courses?

ahhahahha what a joke
i can spell diacritics in latex without a problem (which my main supervisor appreciated cause his name is laszek and had dangling diacritic)

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some recovery that

just copped

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I'm hiding fuck all mate I want to get the fuck out of this shit hole mess of a country that's all I want

This weather is making me want to kill myself, its too warm and I want to work out but makes me too hot and tired I hate niggers

"Founded in 2018, Tattle Life is a gossip forum dedicated to dissecting the lives of women in the public eye. Quietly, without mainstream recognition, Tattle has become one of the most-visited – and hate-filled – websites in the UK"

"Browsing Tattle Life is like dipping a foot into an acid bath. “One ugly bitch,” reads a post about the television reality star Katie Price. Commenters eviscerate women’s appearances, parenting, relationships, and mental health. (“Her fake postnatal depression shit is disgusting,” reads a post about the influencer Melanie Murphy.)"

"Analysis of 60 discussion threads by the British-American not-for-profit Center for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH) indicates that 75% were about women. Of these, 15% contained posts promoting hatred of women, 12% contained misinformation, while 10% suggested that they were bad parents."

"The experience of being abused on Tattle is profoundly anxiety-inducing. “Everything about me is twisted,” says the Dublin-based influencer Grace Mongey, 33. “When my cat went missing for four days, they said I hid it in my back yard for publicity.”

"Hannah Farrington, 28, from London has a stark warning about the dangers of Tattle. “I think someone will kill themselves because of it,” she says. “It’s inevitable. People are nasty as hell on there, and reading that about yourself becomes all-consuming."

if GOD EXISTS, yeah, then why does he let BAD THINGS happen to GOOD PEOPLE???!?!?!??!!?

well right now your mum is straight and she touched you willy and arsehole

yogurt and cucumber flavour? what a sick joke

>Nearly a year after being diagnosed with anorexia nervosa, Tess Holliday is sharing the challenges of recovery—a process that is often nonlinear—in a new essay for TODAY. “I feel grateful that I’m tough enough to talk about this, but I’ve since taken a lot of steps backwards in my recovery. I’ve regressed. I haven’t eaten today,” the model wrote. “It’s 11 o’clock and I’ve had two sips of coffee, and I feel sick. This has been extremely hard on my mental and physical health.”

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a good general sends his strongest warriors into the toughest battles

and i think he liked me a lot but thats not...
and oh my god you should read this scouses thesis. its so bad, it full on run on sentences. yeah his parents for his masters and phd, unlike some who went from undergrad to fully funded phd and skipped masters

Just made a /brit/ relevant post on a completely wrong board accidentally

lmao

>can’t work out because it’s too hot

Not a valid excuse. On the super-hot day a couple weeks back I was scheduled for squattoil and dutifully I did my squats despite sweating like a pig.

Get your exercises done!

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gf's losing weight lads

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How do you cope with death? A very close family member of mine died today. I feel empty and completely void right now. I can't even cry or anything. It all just feels pointless. Everyone's going to die one day and we don't even go anywhere, we just return to the endless black nothingness.

All the people we love are going to die. I'm going to die. Life is pointless. Literally what is the point? There is precisely zero point to life. That's the conclusion I've come to. It's all meaningless and cruel.

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Mihai why aren’t you an academic in a university

this is what it goes to whenever it goes above 99 , it does it a lot
the goal is to make this £1.03 with the refrigerator!

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>grace mongey

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enjoy going on the student room during a level week to see people moan about fucking up their life desu

hate rain
hate sun
love overcast skies that are dry most of the day. if it rains while you're out just step into a shop for a few minutes until it stops. simple as

Because he'd probably try and creepily shag all the undergraduates

I don't give a fuck mong I'm not you

mum just sent me this

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thoughts?

anxietyberg doing a number on heartbeattoil

Squats clearly didn't do anything for you did they eh chicken legs

hope it gets worse and develops into a panic attack x nah jks but maybe not haha? fr fr no cap

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kek same
be alright later on, think it's just because I had a heavy weekend and did a little coke on saturday night too

i let go of my ego after a period of profound grief and now i just wander the earth soulless with zero desires of my own. i exist only as a servant for toil and when i'm not doing that i just sit in the dark at home until i have to do it again

Get a job then you fat lazy wanker. No country would let you in as you are anyway.

seaside mark finally transitioned?

you know it's bad when you're carrying about a portable hob so you never go hungry

Well?

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ill leave hopefully to come back to having some replied to my question. my question: how the fuck you peoples use so much electricity???
i want to use more so that i can go straight to 2kwh a day (for cheaper rates). i need 0.10kwh more. how do you do this? other than buying another computer,
how do you use so much electricity?

mihai wants to stick his tongue up one of these

thought she was holding a BBC dildo

enjoy your ban

A week of rain when

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lads I'm quitting my job
should I sound reservedly happy or respectfully morose when talking with toilberg?

>enjoy your ban

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'cado on the 'log

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live with at least 1 other person (a wife or gf or kids and that)

I've just contacted Odin.. any day now

I have £50k in my bank right now you silly cunt.
Tell me where you live right now, you silly cunt, arrange to meet at your train station or something so I can come give you a proper fucking good hiding.
Stupid cunt.

>enjoy your ban

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