Straight male here.
How is Jake Gyllenhaal so goddamn attractive and Maggie is so dog ugly? And for that matter, why is she even famous? Usually when a famous person has an ugly/talentless sibling, they’re a nobody like they should be. How’d she beat the system? This is what keeps me up at night.
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Why don't you go suck a fuck
Funny you’d say that. I posted this because I watched Donnie Darko for the first time tonight
she looks like his grandma
They are both equally good looking or ugly outside your warped mind
money
She was cute in Donnie Darko though, she just didn't age as well as he did. Most women don't.
How exactly does one suck a fuck?
Dorian Gray had a portrait, Jake has a sister
I actually didn’t recognize her at first BECAUSE she wasn’t hideous. That’s what got the ol’ gears turnin
You want me to tell you?
she has a matronly appeal, and probably anchors
a particular social scene that invisibly pulls her
along with it
Please tell me
Enough with everyone pussyfooting around what most are afraid to admit:
>"Have you ever put Maggie in your spank bank?"
Be honest.
Cause Any Forums is curious how many of you think she's "ugly", but still threw her a beat?
WE WANT THE TRUTH!!
>when can I squeeze one out
>not until 8th grade
Wow
You put it in your mouth dummy.
Maggie looked good in her prime, Jake just aged better
I’ll concede I choked my hog once to that scene in Secretary where she pisses herself, but that’s it
i think they're both talented and attractive still
at least four times to her in the deuce
i'm so sorry bros
Guilty
But in my defense I get off on walled actresses like Drew Barrymore or Emilia Clarke
> And you are... Byuti Fuul.