Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?

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shoot the little brat with a shotgun blast to the neck

Tonight, you!

Sam & Max: Freelance Police already answered this

Try to leave

Call the police.

Tell an adult

being his fren and kill him in his sleep

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leave town at night

Blow up the house with missiles at late night. He has to activly imagine his powers. He should be normal while unconscious

I'd probably never see him since I don't ever leave my house.

>show kid some isekai harem anime with cute girls
>bet you cant create a world like this doofus lmaooo
>i am now drowning in anime pussy and slaying monsters

Accuse him of being a racist

Get myself turned into a monster and sent to the cornfield because I wanna be a monster in the corn fields. Looks like I win, kiddo.

poison the food and water supply and kill yourself to prevent the secret from getting out

I would have befriended him and convinced him to play reruns of the mighty ducks cartoon and he and I watch marathons of that shit while eating pop tarts for the rest of eternity

>wait for him to fall asleep
>shoot him in his bed from the doorway
This is too fucking easy

The moment you even think about planning this, you're toast.

Since I have nothing to lose I would try to convince him to let me fuck him and try to get him to suck me off. If it works, I win. If I die, it'll be an escape.

call jeffrey epstein