Children, the incredibly dangerous criminal Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban...

>Children, the incredibly dangerous criminal Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban, and is likely coming here to kill Harry, a single student who we could easily hide somewhere else.
>So to protect you, I've surrounded the entire school with soul-sucking demons who will kill you if you look at them, the very same demons by the way who allowed Sirius to escape in the first place.
What the fuck was he thinking?

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He didn't want them there, but the Ministry insisted.

Dumbledore wasn't in the right frame of mind. Too busy getting topped by that midget Professor Flitwick

could be indicative of a growing corruption

>also, im not gonna bother teaching you all a spell that will protect you against these abominations. just make sure you never encounter one

he was based

apparently Dumbledore is a dick sucking psychotic who has flings with evil wizards so who really gives a fuck anymore

>subverts a well-established meritocratic system of friendly inter-house competition designed to build companionship amongst peers and trust in the non-biased hand of authority by giving the win for free to the house of a celebrity he is friends with, corrupting the impressions of first-years in every other house (especially Slytherin) and sowing the seeds of distrust for authority figures and hatred toward the notion of an inherent “good” and probably accelerating Draco’s and other students’ fall to supporting wizard Hitler
what the fuck was he thinking? why wasn’t he fired?

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Dumbledore was behaving very calmly.

>children, just a reminder that the dark forest is forbidden to tread
>as well, any child who goes on detention, must spend a night in the same forbidden dark forest until they talk to a big evil spider
>and he was a good friend

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