OH FUCK YEAH WOKE DUKE
OH FUCK YEAH WOKE DUKE
Cameron Reed
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Isaiah Turner
those alien bastards are gonna pay for misgendering my trans gf
Brayden Cooper
daddy randy needs that money!
Jayden Baker
Will it be based on Forever or on the pig fuckers from the first few games?
Owen Butler
>THAT'S RIGHT
>A CHRYSLER TOWN AND COUNTRY WAS YOURS
>HAD YOU ANSWERED THE PHONE
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Ayden Garcia
why is he pulling that face
Tyler Hughes
You know why
Tyler Perry
Why the hell would you adapt such a hedonistic game for today's sensitive audiences? If they make it at all close to the source material people will complain about misogyny and racism.
Caleb Peterson
Dave Chappelle made it okay to be a CHUD again so maybe we'll actually get a faithful adaptation. Or Duke will exclusively fuck trannies. Either way it'll be entertaining.
Matthew Ross
They're not aliens they're the poor huddled masses and they have as much a right to be here as you and me
Julian Cox
It's the Cobra Kai production team apparently. They don't give a shit and likely see Top Gun Maverick as a sign there are millions of people who want antiwoke material.
Jaxon Reyes
>Dave Chappelle made it okay to be a CHUD again
Only if you're black
Jacob Phillips
Hedonism is only okay if gays, trans or women are engaging in it.
Dominic Brooks
They're just going to make it woke, not hard
Owen Cook
It has pig cops so they can easily market it to the ACAB audience
Levi Hall
They should cast Dave as Duke I think he could pull it off.
Angel Reyes
Cobrw Kai turned into woke trash after season 1
Xavier Powell
>I'm here to validate all underprivileged identities and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Matthew Rivera
I mean a duke nukem movie could work. He's just a parody of 80's and 90's action heroes so it leaves a lot to work with. He doesn't even need to be all about the sex either because games like Zero Hour exist and they're pretty good. If they're gonna make it a movie it just needs to be a schlocky, funny mess with lots of great action sequences. Everything else can be worked in pretty well as long as you don't be too on the nose with your jokes.
Cameron Roberts
Arnold is a boomer now and I can't think of anyone else who could pull off Duke
Nolan James
Eli Hernandez
You'll get a Duke Nukem movie about eating the bugs and you'll love it.
Carson Evans
Is that Andy Serkis on the left?
Cameron Butler
>FROM THE PRODUCERS OF TOP GUN: MAVERICK
Colton Parker