What a terrible movie

what a terrible movie

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I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters

terribly great

Yer fond of me axe wound

t. seagull

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Yeah, funny how can’t tell while on the first watch tho.
Takes it wrapping with no overarching point to realise it’s just trying very hard, but doesn’t say anything.

Compared to this, it's fucking Citizen Kane.

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anyone who has been around seagulls enough can appreciate this masterpiece of a scene

call me whatever buzzword you want but it speaks to my soul

It doesn't. You are not the OP.

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Yeah people are desperate for a new great filmmaker, but Eggers ain't it. Maybe it just needed more fart jokes.

I liked the mermaid pussy part.

i will never forget how i was at the kinoplex, and everybody let a sincere mocking laughter at the end scene. imagine wrapping all that up like that, imagine giving that payoff. people arent stupid.

>movie
Its a flick at best

based fellow beach goer chad

thinking about it, would have worked way better as a series of short sea and seamen stories, narrated by any of the two actors and acted by those two, kinda 1001 nights but on a lighthouse.

its almost pathetic how quick he was to incorporate that into his 'style' since he believes audiences loved it
trying so hard to have a calling card
dudes a reddit pseud and a hack

Did you just assume his IP, bigot?

Alright have it your way, I like your cooking.

Being a contrarian does not make you smart. Notice how you give no reasons why it is bad. Bait tranny thread
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this

No. I compared OP+6 replies = 7 ips.
First post is not the OP.
They will never be a real woman either.

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