2005- 15 years old me: "hahahahaha what a ridiculous premise"
2022 - 32 years old: "this could be me in less than 8 years"
2005- 15 years old me: "hahahahaha what a ridiculous premise"
Anthony Parker
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Robert Carter
Julian Gutierrez
I used to worry about turning into you when I was browsing this board at 14. Luckily puberty worked in my favor. Couldn't imagine not having gotten pussy by 32 it must be a hellish ordeal keep ur chin up king maybe work out or something idk
Adam Fisher
its a great movie I love how they just ask the black guy what the fuck he's talking about when he starts spitting ebonics
Ethan Garcia
Nigger
Henry Campbell
Losing your virginity to an escort doesn't count
Nolan Murphy
you are still browsing this board though, can't be doing much better
Nathan Lopez
If you're ugly just buy a prostitute or pick up an ugly girl at the bar. Getting laid isn't some unattainable goal.
Juan Sanchez
it's not hellish unless i overthink it, in reality noone knows, noone cares, you can lie about not being one anyway
Zachary Torres
I'm home from college for the summer let me alternate between creating DCF models for my internship and backsliding into my old digital haunts in peace my brother in christ
Easton Price
kek shit skin
Matthew Diaz
What bothered me about being a virgin in high school was knowing that I was a virgin, not that other people knew or might come to know that I was a virgin. But hey different strokes for different folks i spose
Leo Brown
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Carson Brown
I'm white+ratio+i have gotten more pussy than you ever have or ever will+cope+rope+dope
Oliver Richardson
yeah that what i meant by it bothers me if i overthink it, when i overthink i breakdown every potential flaw i have to make myself feel worse, so best to just stop doing that
Jaxson Baker
The thing is that he was a virgin because he kept fucking things up, not because women weren't attracted him. Any Forumscels on the other hand have both problems myself included
Brayden Brooks
I’ll never understand what the problem is with you virgin retards. They’re women, not geniuses, find one without a good relationship with her father and alternate treating her great and like shit. It’s not rocket science. If the doesn’t work go buy 200 bucks in cocaine and go to a bar.
Jacob Sanchez
why is that?
my first time was with an 18 year old blonde escort who let me creampie her. it was so good
Logan Robinson
i went through 25 years of life and never touched a pussy, i suffer more than anybody on this planet.
Jacob Harris
>he doesn't know
Robert Johnson
33 here. I lost my virginity in my twenties but it has grown back since.
Landon Richardson
Escorts are human being too
Noah Brooks
Fair enough. Didn't mean to be a dick about you being a virgin earlier it was just for bantz, hope u find some contentment in life and a pretty girl to creampie :)
Angel Campbell
God im glad im not ugly
Liam Thomas
I'm 35 and I've only ever had sex with escorts.
Hunter Garcia
Lol no.
Carter Adams
>fucking a prozzie with no condom
a ballsy move
Cooper Cox
how are you still a virgin user? have you ever had the opportunity?
Hunter Taylor
i don't drink or do drugs and i don't like treating people like shit and i don't intend to start now
Lincoln Gutierrez
Wizardhood by the end of the year. Women are incapable of understanding this kind of pain and isolation. Too pussy to an hero and god won’t finish me off already
Alexander Howard
i never liked going out when i was younger and still don't really enjoy it now, i don't get the same satisfaction out of being social as many people seem to, i just feel like the odd one out trying to fit in, that's part of why
i probably have had opportunities but my avoidance of going any further gets in the way