What is a 98% global review mean?

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Oh look he's gonna talk into his phone for 10 minutes about how humble he is and then shill his le new brahma bull product

The Rock has turned into a walking hollywood billboard. He says and sells anything they tell him to. If he ever pisses off China, he'll be busting out the Mandarin quicker than Cena.

What about the fans who want a good movie?

it means the CRITICS got it WRONG
and this LITTY lil RAUNCHY FLICK is for THE FANS. prepare to PISS your PANTS #getlitty

All I've seen is negative comments, Dwayne is coping hard.

What are some kinos about huge fucking retards?

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:'D :'D :'D

This li FLICK is for the FANS, NOT the CRITICS

Leave your BULLSHIT at the DOOR.
#rage #blackadam #getlitty #7bucks

advertisers are polling the collective unconscious to make these stats

Hahaha what a fucking chode

this is actually based though. he ended up saving the studio a lot of money. they love that kind of shit.

mexican here, why didnt he just jump over the fence?

his big ass rig wouldnt fit out. unironically he should have had a backup burro. bet it'd have fit.

>doesn’t realize youtube disabled dislikes
When did this guy go from a cool, charismatic chad to a fucking insufferable moron? Aren’t all ten of the black adam fans upset that he’s just playing himself (again) but in a superhero costume?

it means 98% of the world's population liked the trailer

why didn't he just use a ladder

If this were just some average schmuck who destroyed his own property just to get to work on time everyone would call him a retard, but the rock does it and I bet everyone was calling him some kind of hero

Ratio looks solid first trailer has 6k dislikes to 270k likes. If you don't know how to still see dislikes in 2022 you need to quit.

Why does he post like he's bleeding out and can only use his last words to speak in taglines?

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Why didn't he just lift the gate off its hinges
look at it, you could definitely just lift that thing up like 4 inches and take it off, even if you had to use a car jack to lift it

>Snyder is out
>suddenly a wild kino trailer for a DC movie appears
Coincidence? I think not!

dark litty

>We are redefining the superhero paradigm
It's a completely generic capeshit with derivative characters and the Rock playing himself and contractually obligated to always look le epic and never lose a fight

>We are redefining the superhero paradigm
>makes the most generic movie trailer ever

what the fuck is that contraption lodged up his ass?

>ALWAYS giving the fans what they want

right. let's just fact check that with... FAMILY.

Shoutout to Any Forums the most litty board on 4channel

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damn. he got old fast.
he should just get fat as fuk at this point.
go out like a king.

Based. The anons who are seething at this are women

This is what it looks like when your brain is totally rotted by motivational quotes.

Robot arm to make him fly

>dc has the rock and john cena

Marvlets will never learn

>redefining the superhero paradigm
His character is just "Shazam but a bit edgy"

what if shazam but evil is original and #litty

>The antihero.
>The people no longer need a hero.

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it means the movie's gonna be litty as fuck

kek
stay litty Any Forums

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then what, he walks to work?

There are trailer reviewers out there?

call a fucking Uber