/brit/

grats on posting the most useless webm of the night

doing the 3rd poo of the day

l...lewd...

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youtube.com/channel/UCXqAbOEIO3-oSyL3KY9FPhQ/videos

found a very good youtube channel

Would love to drain my balls in her and slap her into the face repeatedly and pull her hair. Must be some memory from my ancestors 1000 years ago. Proper caveman shit

Looks like one to me idk

ever been to a Turkish prison?

want to sleep but my bed is covered with stuff

HUNTER PUFFY NIPPLES OH MY GOD

>slap her into the face

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i dont believe youre in tanzania

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...yh

immigration has completely ruined this country sowed the seeds of our annihilation

another week over
another week of toil
another week closer to death

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right thats dinner sorted

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spiders are bros, there's a couple in the flat and I see them as roommates

rearrange the words a bit you got the start of a poem

not now rorke ffs

based

is it nice there?

Disgusting nonce

Swear because we so often have to talk to foreigners like children and spastics it’s going to change our language

>at barber today
>guy with a thick turkish accent
>asks me if I want my ear hairs singed off
>me ”YOU WAN FLAME?”
>”I’m good mate I don’t want them singed cheers”
>”WHAT? FLAME? EAR FLAME?”
>me ”no mate”
>”FLAME YES OR?”
>me ”NO FLAME MATE NO FUCKING FLAME”
>”ah okay boss you just have to say”

Fuck off spider

allie sherlocks big pair

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Top Gear legend James May

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>Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox after sharing bed with its infected owners, scientists reveal
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what the fuck. ear flame. ive heard it all now. stop going to turkish barbers you runt.

It’s an experience

CLARKSON

*hisses and scurries off into a dark corner of the room*

Remember when Nixon called the moon 238,855 miles away from a landline?

Two weeks off, holiday in America, then a bank holiday when I return. GET IN LADS

what the fuck is ear flame?

i could look for physio jobs all day and i wouldn't find one over 60k
>BBBUTT THEY RUN THEIR OWN BUSINESS
everyone would do this if it meant a 100% pay increase it's clearly not the "standard"

just kys. done with your boring larp and i've disproven it already..

mum just sent me this
guess she's into facebook conspiracy groups

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well would you rather have just guessed and fucked up your hair in the process

moron

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no l wasnt born

don't care if the greyhound was italian, spanish, polish, israeli or whatever. it's irrelevant to the story.

no because I was an embryo at the time

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he's here

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fucking hate the bugs that fling themselves so aggressively onto my £140 gaming monitor. I've been getting extremely violent with them. Got a tissue. had my window open for fucking 10 minutes and i've killed 4 bugs already

>go to /deutsch/
>half the posters have a Turkish flag

no because i was only born in 1967

I drunk like 7 sips of whiskey like an hour ago and now I feel like shit wtf is wrong with you scots

In the 60s they could ring people on the moon but signal is still shit today in the lake district

where you from originally?

he really do be like that

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fags are getting culled. bout time

Why did this picture of a man's chest get deleted?

>he's here

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my brother will post sneed
my enemy will post blacked

Kind of self explanatory mate

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where in america?
thnking of booking a week in NYC myself x

sneed got blacked by chuck

you're meant to keep drinking and save the shit feeling for tomorrow

Britain

the only spiders i don't like are house spiders, they look and behave like evil incarnate

not really hence why I asked

climbing gf 2022

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I spray hot salty water on them, they scurry around and then slowly die, fun stuff

girl in the orange on the left hasnt fully loaded in yet

french poof

cute

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Pluck mine compulsively so might be worth me doing this but don't trust turks tbqh

gay lad at toil was seething he would have to go to London for the gay jab

>£140
>gaming monitor

That is not a gaming monitor at that price

just ordered the satanic verses

for me, it's bleach based cleaning spray

wish they'd patch blacks out altogether tbqh they cause too many issues

has he thought about not scranning arse to avoid the pox instead?

mum just sent me this asking if I want to nap with my head in her lap before she takes a shower

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bought the book when i was a teenager but never read it. still have it though

it was a special amazon deal from bezos himself

i doubt it. he is obsessed with pride events etc

thunderstorm and absolutely chucking it down out there lads
extremely kino conditions

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You probably were talking very low because you are a sperg with hairy ears

has he considered not drinking piss for a while

reckon she'd look good being BLACKED

>goes back to drinking absinthe

Stop being reductive.

Always buy books but never end up reading. Just scroll tiktok and /brit/post

Going to NYC, Maine and Vermont. NYC is cool but not that special really

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very grim

smoking is indeed a waste of money and health

Specs?

TOIL ON THE MORROOOOOOWWWW
NOOOOOOO
PLEASE NOOOOOOO WHYYYYYY

Love how they're so cringe at being based.