mrs elwood burger gerkins edition
/brit/
None of you can drive
I can drive you crazy
Hunter.
>Italian greyhound belonging to gay couple in Paris catches monkeypox after sharing bed with its infected owners, scientists reveal
dailymail.co.uk
mikey is too poor to drive
i drive
Are you OK?
technically I can drive a car like if you put me in a car and said "drive this car" I could do it, I could operate the clutch fine and follow traffic signals.
just don't have a licence. Also I would struggle parking in bay and or parallel parking.
Ooh
Oo-oo-ooh
no
send water
im on 100k in my second year of work
PAEDO
SUOMI ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
SAAMI ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK SUOMI
every one of these articles will evaporate (pun intended) in 2 days when we have heavy rains following the predicted thunderstorms
>Southern fairies will have to resort to recycling their own piss
Northernlads stay winning
NEED hunter to spoon me
The PAEDO is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a paedophile, a nonce, a perv, a slot badger, a two pin din plug, a bush dodger, a small bean regarder, an unabummer, a nut administrator, a bent ref, the crazy world of Arthur Brown, a fence foal, a free willy, a chimney bottler, a bunty man, a shrub rocketeer.... But call him a PAEDO and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
goblin freak
brits really do be like "oh I have to go to the store" and straight up just use their legs
you a rentboy?
Thanks for the info lad. So you learned five languages? I've been told many times to learn python but one of my mates is a senior programmer and told me to start with javascript because python is mostly used for prototyping
Mad that it only takes 5 months to learn programming from scratch and you can get a £32k starting job
I just graduated from medschool and I'm looking at the same starting salary, 9-5 Mon-Fri after just doing 5 years of gruelling unitoil. and obviously no WFH and I need to deal with runt nurses and patients.
I don't want that life obviously, so I'm looking at taking the fork in the road and learning code. Have my medical degree in the back pocket in case there's a solar flare or some shit.
Not long now before it gets to the white women
dunno why im going to uni when my code is probably well beyond what’s required for an entry level job
sexoooo
piss drinking, animal shagging, child molesting BENDERS
Not the guy you're replying to but I taught myself python many years ago and if I had to redo it I'd have taught myself JS instead.
All the things I want to program are related to the internet / interacting with web-pages and it just seems like JS is the best way to go for that. However with respect to your goals I think if you want to be employed as a programmer then learning Python is fine.
PAEDO
god he’s so fit
Then the headlines will ununironically be about all the flooding
>declare drought
>thunderstorms forecast for the next week
sick of this stupid fucking government
gonna miss this nice weather, imagining all the scantily clad white women i walk past getting BLACKED by a massive BBC
Then it'll be all about the flooding because the torrents of rainwater can't soak into the rock hard ground quick enough.
scousers are the black people of north wales
I'd probably stick with that shite for a few months lad because desu you'll stand out like a sore thumb amongst your competitors, and christ knows the competitors are growing in number
Medicine is probably the hardest shit you can do and it shows your capabilities. Then after a few months drop it and say to job interview man you "wanted a new challenge".
Why is it so difficult for gay men not to take part in gay orgies?
Ask /deutsch/, the Rhine is no more.
Triathlon girls running in swimsuits
every fucking time kek
I unironically raced in Formula Ford twice
>31 years old
>always get mistaken for 15/16
>keep getting hit on by nurses and doctors when they find out my real age
How do I pull and shag qt nurse and doctors? I know at least one is interested in me
toil on the morrow
meds asf
stop bullying me
London
>fitting the ends as it is officially called seems to provide a perfect description of this operation
fucks sake ive spent way too much time on Any Forums, semi jokingly asked the gf if she’d ever have sex with a black guy expecting her to say no but she didn’t and now thinks im a racist freak
For me, it's the Sweet Cucumber Sandwich Slices Pickled
>All the things I want to program are related to the internet / interacting with web-pages and it just seems like JS is the best way to go for that.
holy shit I literally have to setup API requests with the front end devs for a website we're building tonight
That was going to be my all-nighter task before stand up tomorrow.
More than half my buds are working on API shite too.
Never knew it was this common.
Thought shite like pandas would be more common but nay. API API API.
They let Satan into their lives.
pissing it down with rain and charged bolts of electricity outside
luckily I myself am inside where it is dry and uncharged
Explain coding to me in layman’s terms. What is it, just a puzzle you have to piece together to feed into the machine? How long before you actually “get” it.
No...
If youre asking this at 31 it's over
why nurses and doctors
feel like some info is missing here
>those white girls at the beginning just trying to get some bbc
kek
me mental elves are proper fucked lads
I watched it for a few minutes and got hard lol
How do I overcome hating my parents? They did nothing to prepare me for adult relationships or a good career and fucked me over every step of the way. But I don't want to live my life with spite towards them.
wouldnt bother sullying your travellers brain with things like this mikey
imagine if she got a boner haha x
You just ask yourself "what do I want this program to do" then you break that down into smaller and smaller chunks then you write code for each of the chunks then paste the chunks into one big program and that's it done.
Literally and unironically that's all there is to it.
Thunder and lightning, lads. If anyone needs me I'll be hiding behind the sofa.
making a computer do things using computer languages
if you have such boyish good lucks why are you constantly interacting with doctors and nurses?
got menthol illness myself
isn't making a computer do something against its will kind of rape?
Might get a cheeky Yakuza style back tattoo
Some twat took my parking space and there's nowhere else to park on my street, can't believe it
you should get on the antidebreathmints
Javascript is a bloody frustrating language but it's there on everyone's computers already and once you've pushed through the brainmelting aspects of it you've taught yourself about data typing, HTML, client-server models, etc.
getting REALLY into rdr2 now lads
really enjoy the hunting mechanics. spent a good chunk of my time in game chasing big game and collecting pelts for sale. will probably try to complete the compendium at some point too. cracking game
Yeah well that makes sense
no because computer doesn't real
i dont understand how getting a nerdy job made you popular with girls lol
Thanks for the response. Yeah I'm also interested in internet applications, I'm particularly attracted to Web 3.0 but I'm not sure if it's just a meme industry atm because I'd hate to learn solidity just to find there's not great job prospects.
For now I'd just like a starting job so mumberg and dadstein don't think I'm dossing about, but if JS would end up in a more satisfying career it may be worth learning JS over python no?
anyone got that toil on the morrow england flag pic?
seems then the direction of the wind and in turn the clouds is southwards. you didnt believe me when i said it hailed
Must be near Stirling. Only inhabited place in the UK with lightning at the moment.
>all the 9/11 hijackers were mega manlets
makes you think
fucking around is almost better than doing story missions
Who's this?
you lying again? ive informed the twink