You wake up in sumera 2000: b.c

you wake up in sumera 2000: b.c

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I join the Guti

The world was so kino when there were only a few nuclei of civilization.

based

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For me it's elam

>djemdet nasr
isn't that arabic

>neo-sumerians
yikes

>pre history good, dynastic period bad!

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damn this sun spicy

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this nigga just got soomquoted
what a time to be alive

get stepped on by a sumerian woman

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Fuck these Ur niggas, they be hustlin mfers daily mane, this Ea Nasir cat got me fucked up on some skunk ass bronze.

hallå I'm Lars from Larsa

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I become nomad and a mercenary for some desert madlad with a lot of grain fed slaves

My Gutian brvthers. One day we’ll get revenge on the Akkadian dogs.

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*kick Sargon and become le king*

I build a giant wall so fuckers from Zargos mountains can't shit things up for everyone else.

Visit Babylon

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I'll give my wife's virginity to king gilgamesh. The mad lad defended our fields, sure a few of my cousins fell in battle but he made uruk great again. Have you seen his bro enkidu and his pet lion? Humbabafags BTFO

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UD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA

UD SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURA REEEEEA

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have sex with a prostitute