you wake up in sumera 2000: b.c
You wake up in sumera 2000: b.c
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I join the Guti
The world was so kino when there were only a few nuclei of civilization.
based
For me it's elam
>djemdet nasr
isn't that arabic
>neo-sumerians
yikes
>pre history good, dynastic period bad!
damn this sun spicy
this nigga just got soomquoted
what a time to be alive
get stepped on by a sumerian woman
Fuck these Ur niggas, they be hustlin mfers daily mane, this Ea Nasir cat got me fucked up on some skunk ass bronze.
hallå I'm Lars from Larsa
I become nomad and a mercenary for some desert madlad with a lot of grain fed slaves
My Gutian brvthers. One day we’ll get revenge on the Akkadian dogs.
*kick Sargon and become le king*
I build a giant wall so fuckers from Zargos mountains can't shit things up for everyone else.
Visit Babylon
I'll give my wife's virginity to king gilgamesh. The mad lad defended our fields, sure a few of my cousins fell in battle but he made uruk great again. Have you seen his bro enkidu and his pet lion? Humbabafags BTFO
UD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA
UD SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURA REEEEEA
have sex with a prostitute