How many iq points do i need to enjoy this show?

how many iq points do i need to enjoy this show?

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If you think IQ matters then you'll love it

IQ is just a number. I'd rather say you need a true, deep understanding of the existence. You must have questionned the fabric of reality, the essence of our world. In one word, wisdom is the key to Rick and Morty

midwit level of about 115

except the earth is flat and space isn't real making all of the nihilism bunk

>how many iq points
the real question is, how many iq points you lose when you enjoy this shitshow

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All of them

Oh, sorry, you responded to me but I wasn't listening because I just had the biggest realization. Every day I wake up and I make a small batch of coffee, and I watch this little spider crawl across the kitchen window. He's small and tends to do the exact same "I'm running away now" routine when I wake up, which is always an hour before my girlfriend because I need some quiet time. Sometimes she talks too much even when I've asked her to give me some space for a few minutes but I don't think it's her fault. Fuck you, the coffee burns my lip a little, fuck you coffee, I say to myself. The spider keeps trying to hide but I know that one day, I'm going to wake up a little late and my girlfriend will wake up a little early. If she sees the little routine, I will be summoned, and I will hear an entire day of fear of spider. Speculations of spider. Elaborations of spider. Spider, spider, until I chide her.

Yet this little web you've created with your posts has nothing on the social destruction this small spider has already engineered in my life, and just like a spider, I've already seen how you intend to complete your web. However, you believe that I am also a spider. You think that I have spidery ways, and I will talk to you on spider terms.

But I am a bird, user.
I am a bird, and nothing you post will make me not a bird.
Chirp, chirp, chirp. I am a hungry bird.
I am blue, I am in the sun, I hop on the grass and I make the chirp noise.
Chirp, chirp, user.

Because when you wanted me to notice your web, you didn't realize that I would be a bird. Because you will be doing spider things, trying to weave a web even deeper than you planned, working out each detail with your posts.

Yet, here I am, a construction of perfect tenacity biologically capable and ready to perform upon your posts what a few chirps and a hop ago you didn't think possible.
>your post didn't stop me
It just showed me where to hop to. CHIRP.

The suggested range is 125-165.

a lot because you'll lose most of them by watching this show