Are baseballs useful for self defense in your country...

Are baseballs useful for self defense in your country? Over the past 2 weeks gypsies have tried repeatedly to enter my house while I was in it, I'm thinking of getting some deterrence

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I don't know. But if you hesitate or don't have a strong grip it can be taken from you.

I have one of these bats

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would you recommend it

they are meh ok but they dont inflict enough damage nor look scary enough. you hit them they get a bruise and hit back.
during my wu-tang years i drunkenly bought a fake katana. cringy af but you hit someone with that they cant hit back because the muscles needed to do so are cut in two and they are bleeding to death.
plus the fact a raging me with a sword looks scary enough in itself...

install an electric fence, cameras and bobbytrap your windows and doors to drop an axe to whoever tries to open it

buy a gun

they are a too heavy to swing fast, but they hit hard
something similar but smaller and lighter would be better if it was more than 1 gypsy

That's not a baseball you stupid European fink

aluminum bats are lighter aren't they? Bats can definitely inflict a lot of damage, a hit to the head can send someone to the hospital

yes
get a small aluminum bat made for kids, you can swing it faster, and change direction easier

they are illegal here

buddy of mine bough a foreclosed house from a troubled family, the sons of the previous owner keept breaking into the house while he was fixing it up.
solution
>live 220v wired straight to all door handles
>doors are dry wood so they are insulated and he used a high amp non-grounded breaker
>just remember to turn off the hidden switch before entering the house...
no more break in's.

imagine the smell of frying gypsies

Yeah its basically indestructible. Kind of heavy though.

touch grass

they will break though and probably not hit very hard. wood seems best.

just get a sword unironically. there's a reason they have been in use for so long, there is no alternative.

i've seen aluminum bats with large dents in them, but you probably have to hit something metal to do that. They have less mass than wood but as a result can be swung at a faster speed.
I don't know which is better in a self-defense situation, I think the main concern is not getting it taken from you. So maybe swinging fast has some advantages there

>baseball bat against gypsies

They will Just laugh at you, gypsies only understand cold steel:

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As long as you go out and play some actual baseball with it when you're done bashing gypsies. It's fun.

did so. chased down a car thief with a garden rake once, that was easy it wasnt even my car, it was outside and it was a reasonable tool to use. cops just said it was cool that i did so.
now enter inside my residence and its a completely different game, im not looking to hurt you or scare you i will fucking kill you and the cool part is i can do so with a gun if i owned one and walk free despite all memes saying otherwise.

If you don't use that bat for it's original usage and use it against someone, it becomes an Improvised weapon, and can sometimes in case law, become a D Category weapon, therefore you risk prison.

no i have a machete in my car and an ice pick in my motorcycle
in my house i have a grease gun and a 1911

impressive.

based arsenal