Disney desperate to find out why Star Wars hotel failed

What went wrong with Star Wars?

Wrong answers only

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Anyone get a email? Just type “get woke go broke”

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Doesn't actually go into outer space.

>wrong answers only
Reddit is that way

>Disney is desperate to find out
K-E-N-N-E-D-Y

basically this
the actual aesthetic of starwars interiors is kinda bland and minimalist and only works because of the huge imagined scale of things
When translated to a hotel it just looks like a cheap hostel

>Wrong answers only
it was a great idea and it's failure is inexplicable

>star wars hotel
>no schuttas
>no buy
simple as

>shutdown entire planet because scawy chinaman told them to
>how come our business is failing?
Maybe legalizing marijuana was a mistake because suddenly everyone is fucking retarded.

is that the way overpriced hotel people were meming on or a different failure?

"cuz the cool robots and aliens that were suppose to reside in the park were scrapped for " modern' and 'diverse' character actors that weren't featured in any films or books and none of the guests knew who they were" would be my guess?

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>no gabagool
>no cannoli

$6500 for 2 nights

>$4800 for a tiny plastic room

You could get four nights at the Ritz-Carlton for the same price

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Or just go to prison in Europe.

>but daaadddyyyyy, we wanted to go to the Star Wars hotel!
>don't care I'm going to go get a deep massage from a svelte russian girl and then I'm going to smoke cigars on the roof terrace lol see you later
I think it would build character for the children

>launch in the middle of a recession
>"here is your blue shrimp and hotel lobby jazzercise, that will be $5000 + airfare and tips"
truly a mystery

It was just an overhyped flic from the 70s and should stay there.

Its window dressing for the likeable characters and interesting story to take place in.

It was supposed to be a cruise and they used that design for a fucking hotel, it is expensive as fuck too.

This. I mean it was great but it's done now.

I wanna join

>open the most expensive hotel in America, with an extremely narrow niche focus, during the middle of the worst economy since the Great Depression
>surprised when it fails
Disney should take whatever executive thought this was a good idea and toss him to the alligators.

is megan still okay?

Not expensive enough, not enough diversity (black people), didn't alienate the audience enough. Disney simply don't have enough psychopathic jews at the executive level.

At this point you would have the opposite with Daddy trying to tell his kid how much money he spent and how great Star Wars is and how much fun it'll be and WOULD YOU PUT THAT TABLET DOWN YOU CAN PLAY FORNITE ANY TIME!

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I don’t think you understand this is literally some people’s religion

It was great like 40 years ago

It's been a soulless cashgrab franchise ever since

Have sex incel

I don't get it
everyone loves rats
but they don't wanna drink the rat's milk?