>please mr brando you have to lose weight for the part
>no
>ok fine but you have to read the script
>no
>alright we'll put the script in book props, can you at least stop eating while we shoot this take?
>*crunch* no
Please mr brando you have to lose weight for the part
Why was he such an unprofessional fat fuck?
Because they massacred his boy.
when you've experienced everything life has to offer you just give up and start eating
Truly too based for this world.
I'm just waiting of the Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando movie where they escape NY after 9/11 and
go on a voyage of self-discovery, trolling and fast food feasting across America.
That's still one of the best celebrity stories.
that's actually bullshit
I hate this fat cunt, shit actor too
He knew being an actor was a joke but people decided to worship them so he fucks with people for it.
>Mr Brando there's a large bee on your head please be caref..
>*swallows it whole*
going full fat bastard opulent king mode late in your career is based and I'm tired of pretending it's not
happens to all the legends. Brando, Elvis, Orson Welles to name but a few.
when you've done it all you realize the best thing in life is sitting on you ass stuffing your face with junk
Marlon Brando did yellowface in a WMAF movie
He wasn't. Francis Ford Coppola said he was great to work with.
he was just a typical chad that was gifted good looks and a nice body. he barely had to work for anything and made a living off his attractiveness when he was younger. Than he got older and started getting fat and he couldn't make the lifestyle changes to stay in shape. It happens to pretty much every woman.
>makes james dean a sissy craving for his bwc outside his appartment during a winter night.
>was 11/10
>decided to say fuck it and become absolute unit
why did he do it bros?
RELEASE IT
Balding and couldn't cope. Rip another one
>me at 21
>me at 28
Is it over bros?
>just work out and get a beard bro
Don't forget Henry the 8th.
OMGEEE r-re really????? wwooooowhaaaaat???
Your good looks are only for other people's direct benefit. Once you have fuck you money, there no more need to exploit them.
QRD?
He got old, most people become fat past middle age
wtf are those diapers?