one of the worst actors in hollywood, how does he keep getting major roles?
One of the worst actors in hollywood, how does he keep getting major roles?
David Martin
Carson Wright
>t. #MadAtMorb
Matthew Johnson
Did you guys see that interview he did with a vtuber? Was funny.
Justin Allen
he has a big dick
Connor Green
The skitzophrenia of /tv
Samuel Long
Like every other actor who made it, he sucked the right amount of old jew cock on the casting couch and let himself get fucked in the ass by jewish producers.
Oliver Anderson
>how does he keep getting major roles?
her morbed a lot
Ian Collins
You mean like Henry Cavill?
Isaac Robinson
It's the Academy's fault for giving him an Oscar and turning his ego up to an uncontrollable level.
Austin Morgan
He's not any more terrible than most other actors, the only leading roles he gets are roles other actors had the good sense to pass on.
Christian Howard
His church provides young blood to the Hollywood elite.
Andrew James
He’s Kevin Spacey on steroids
But it’s cool because he’s attractive
Ethan Wood
Because women are attracted to him.
Elijah Smith
he has the same psychotic eyes as katy perry
John Lewis
There really is something creepy and tryhard about him and not in a good way
Andrew Scott
He's our guy
Ethan Lee
Women like him. I mean real women who aren't on fucking Twitter, not your blue haired crush from community college.
Cooper Perez
Your go-to fragrance is Gucci Guilty right?
Camden Myers
Why did he work in Fight Club, Requiem and American Psycho but is absolute cringe in everything else? What is it about those roles that suited him and made him not look like a tryhard faggot?
Charles Mitchell
He and his mom have the secret to everlasting youth. The Hollywood bigwigs that work in the shadows pay him for their youth by giving him roles and his music career while making sure the media doesn't come down on him for fucking underage fans or running a cult.
Charles Perry
Keep on morbin', J-money!
Jordan Martin
ARIGATOU GOZAIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASU!
Cameron Morgan
>Decades of experience
>Household name
>Large social media following
>Attractive
>Friendly to the studios, cast, crew
>Easy to contract
>Unoffensive
He’s just the BMW 5-Series of acting at this point.
Studios taking a gamble on someone upcoming which is a total wildcard these days
Camden Rogers
He played himself in those movies. That's why.
Owen Cooper
WHAT THE FUCK DOES SENDING PEOPLE USED CONDOMS AND DILDOS HAVE TO DO WITH THE JOKER?!
Camden Ortiz
>interviewed by vtuber
>not ironmouse
fail
Aaron Collins
Women, including the one that made this thread