/brit/

a thread for the discussion of british culture and also buy a pull-up bar edition

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highly doubt i could do even 1 pull up

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*hangs in the middle of the thread*

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been gym
had sex

fancy a Chinese

*poos on poster below*

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alri lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=4xdMOAQulqg

press it

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bit bored

HEATWAVE SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSS


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*poos upward on the Russian poster*

oh good i can't wait for this freak to spam daily mail photos for the next hour

corrrrrr

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Can tell these lot are continentals (possibly Dutch) just by looking at them.

>Boris Johnson and his allies are plotting a return to Number 10 before the next election if Liz Truss “implodes” as Prime Minister

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*poo falls downward on poster below me instead*

professor Brian Cox trooned out?

ACK

Get un-bored

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Based Boris bringing the collapse on

had a cheeky wank today

what made it so cheeky?

I enjoy white sneakers. Post more white sneaker pictures

nah that's pixi

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These lot are as Anglo-Saxon as they come.

Completely and totally finished club.

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went to the lidl. big mistake. it was well shit. never again. ill be sticking to tesco from now on.

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need her to gob in my mouth

No you didn't

be quiet

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>YOU WILL NOT ASK QUESTIONS
>YOU WILL NOT DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH
>YOU WILL TRUST THE BOOK
>YOU WILL TRUST THE PLAN
>YOU WILL BE PERPETUALLY FEARFUL OF MY BEING
>YOU WILL WORSHIP ME AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

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>went to the lidl. big mistake. it was well shit. never again. ill be sticking to tesco from now on

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need to hear her fart in 7.1 dolby atmos

>GFberg is gone
>she isn't coming back
>the one who you thought you'd spend your life with didn't feel the same way
>all those years, inside jokes, culture developed gone, like tears in the rain
>back on to dating apps to hope someone takes even a feint interest in me
>having to relearn the entirety of a new persons personality like favourite food, colour etc

just sink your claws in to a girl and make sure she doesn't leave lads, it never gets any easier

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>>YOU WILL BE PERPETUALLY FEARFUL OF MY BEING
don't think that's how christians experience their relationship with god

If the sneakers ain't white I don't want 'em

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how do you know, you spy on me to see when I wank? That's really gay buddy

you cheat on her?

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right i'm watching a film til the spamming twat fucks off

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/God-fearing#English

scrimbling

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extremely bent post

The lads

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View humans through the lens of an animal myself.

mates wanted to chill but i said no cuz i want to wank.

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Watching women struggling to do pull-ups is one of my many fetishes

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20 minutes for the bus

do you have to post this stuff? makes the coming lonely night that much worse.

based coomer
you don't need mates when you've got porn

imagine you guys are going to marry a british woman someday
the most promiscuous but ugliest women in europe

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What did he mean by this?

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wonder how many of them have been blacked

nah it was an amicable split over a life decision, but it still hurts nonetheless

posting people from nights out is a /brit/ tradition

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>View humans through the lens of an animal myself.

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I dont wank to porn

Why is it in a group of women there's always that fat unattractive one but she is completely unbothered about being fat and unattractive.

still not true. christians i've met say that their belief in god gives them happiness

i know but leave it for tomorrow night