Blade runner 2099

NEO-NOIR screenplay post by post:

it was a lonely night......

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in a city that keeps it secrets

I was lonely

>uses 2049 screencap
2049 was only a sci-fi movie, not a neo-noir one.

like tears in bane
time to fly

they called me loner boner at the local lazerbar. I didnt mind. At least I had a boner

I ordered the tendies w/ honey mustard and pondered my existence and meaning

A girl passes by. I feel a vibration. Indeed, I smell it now.

My butthole itches. Blood underneath my fingernail.

"I'm havin' a Brap Attack!", I screamed uncontrollably. I was vaguely aware of all the people in the lazerbar turning to look at me, as I lunged for her asshole and buried my nose deep between her two hams.

she couldnt help but let out a brap and I sucked it in as I felt a bouncer droid yanking me away and tossing me out into the neo streets

An ominous figure appears in a neon-drenched alley-way,
"I'm CIA..."

The putrid whiffs of the pungent brap almost shrouded CIA's signature smirk

and how pungent the braps of someone with such brass

>Come with me if you to whiff (the aroma)
Cia said menacingly while putting on a pair of dark sunglasses

The cool, nighttime rain flecked across my face and leather jacket. A young lady in the corner was eating a burrito staring at me.
>so you’re a brap bot model, huh?

SUDDENLY A GIANT ROBOT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED SHOOTING LASER BEAMS

But I was a HomoFAG9000, so I was worried not

>The robot decimated him. Anally at first, but then generally, leaving only a pile of ash behind that was engorged by the acrid brap.
>"I am here to murder faggots. That is my primary function" the giant robot beeped

i walked out onto my balcony in a flashback

Too bad this time OP was a faggot. But then again, he always was one