Why don’t we make epic movies like this anymore?

Comfy & SoL:
>Queen: Rural trad-wife-type girl traveling to Paris on her own honeymoon after a guy rejects her before their marriage & finds happiness on her own. It has a WMIF scene.
>English Vinglish: Tradwife MILF in Manhattan who doesn't know how to speak English, learns English & empowerment through her experience & the friends she makes. Some cunts, most of them being women, want this to be a WMIF infidelity story, can't even almost blame them cause it does feel like it will.
>Dil Chahta Hai: 3 homies going through love their own ways.
>Zindagi Na Milegi Dobaara: 3 homies (same creator as above) go on a vacation before one of them gets married to understand life better.
>Rocket Singh: Salesman of the Year: Wagie makes his own secret parallel company after being mocked by everyone.
>Badmaa$h Company: Story of 4 people getting rich their own ways.
>Jawaani Jaaneman: A 40 y/o with a frivolous casanova lifestyle suddenly has to become a father when his daughter shows up out of nowhere.

Thrillers (most of these are murder mysteries):
>Ugly: Events led by hidden uglyness & evil of humanity.
Andhadhun: Murder mystery with minor symbolisms & fairly engaging screenplay.
7 Khoon Maaf: Imagine a yandere wife, with shit husbands.
>Forensic: Hunt for a psycho killer who kills kids.
>Badlapur: Story of a man turning into a monster for the sake of revenge for his dead wife & child.
>Ratsasan: Same as Forensic, but more thrilling.
>16 Extremes: Surprisingly short neo-noir murder mystery.
>Lucia: Insomnia based psychological thriller.
>Goodachari: Spy mystery thriller.
>Vikram Vedha: A cat & mouse chase between the police & a local mobster, but mostly about 2 people's versions of justice.
>Drishyam: Murder mystery about an Any Forums user using his film knowledge to survive a murder mystery to save his family (kek). Malyalam film is the OG one, it's been remade in almost all mainstream local ones, & it even has a Chinese & Pinoy remake. IDK how the sequel is. I saw the Hindi remake 1st, & it comes with a MILF in cop uniform (picrel).

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Sci-Fi:
>Maanaadu: Time-loop story. Pretty fun
>JL50: 4 episode TV series, sci-fi mystery.
>I: A bit wack at times, but basically a bodybuilder simp has been injected with Influenza cause he actually achieved his girl.
>Endhiran: Unironically kino from a set-piece standpoint alone. The story is mid, but it's a bit utilitarian with it's concept. Also, while there have been some coincidental match-ups, the concept artist of Age of Ultron confirmed that he got inspired from this film for a cancelled design. Also, the 2nd movie is shit in everything except the same sorta utilitarianism.
>Ra:One: This movie isn't that good, my mother slept through this in theatres & it's PS2 game is shit. But it's not the worst, we don't make sci-fi in general so it's experimental (we have more novels than films for the matter) Also, Robot makes a cameo but not connected in any way to the film, it's more of a star cameo.

>calling himself pajeet
Based self hater

Action (this one's gonna be the longest):
>Baahubali 1&2: Fantasy based kino, set somewhere around 1100s century.
>KGF 1&2: Story of an underdog ruffian turned the biggest businessman & criminal in India. Best kinography you can find in a movie at the moment. Just a pure giga-chad earning his supremacy.
>RRR: You know this, but it's for those who don't. A periodic What-If story about 2 freedom fighters who never knew each other IRL, meeting & becoming bros.
>Eega: A guy loves a girl, but is killed by another jealous guy, who lusts after the same girl. He is reincarnated as a fly & decides to avenge his death.
>Bang Bang: This is a remake of Knight & Day, It's a bit average now, but it was the best thing at the year it came out. You get more bikini scenes than actual K&D.

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KGF
its feels VERY amateur but I feel like part 2 improves somewhat

>Don 1&2: 1st film is a mystery film with a huge plot twist. 2nd is a heist film about one man looting the European economy. It also has a comic, which I've seen to be shit from previews.
Dhoom 1&2: Know the 2004 film Torque? It's that, but turned into a heist film. The 2nd movie is pretty much my childhood kino & just better in general. It also has a comic about some side-story, IIRC, I saw Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy 7 in it.
>Dhruva: A cat & mouse chase between a cop & criminal. The OG Tamil version's main actor is shit compared to this remake, & it's pretty much 1:1 as a remake, even some actors are the same.
>Lucifer: A political/gangster drama about some dark family history & one man saving both his family & his self. You need to get some knowledge on things like Illuminati & Cicada 3301 due to some symbolism in the film, there's a lot of symbolism in the film.
>Bheeshma Parvam: Gangster family drama set in 1988, takes inspiration from Mahabharat & The Godfather.
>Kaithi: A mysterious man survives through the night while trying to save poisoned cops, from gangsters. Nowadays we're doing cinematic universes too, so it's in the same universe as a film in theatres now as of writing this called Vikram Hitlist.
>Master: It's on my list, but I never read it. But from what I've heard about it, the movie is kind of like Great Teacher Onizuka, but South Indian & VERY different in many ways. Again, could be wrong.

The 2nd part has some influence from the guy who made RRR, Bahubali & Eega. He even gets a thank you at the beginning of the film. The editing got a bit weird cause the main director hired a 19 y/o guy who made fan edits of first film to edit the whole film.

looks like garbage, OP

I also had explosive diarrhoea since last 2 days & shat 16 times yesterday. At this point, I'm a joke writing itself.

>This is disgusting, this is FILTHY.

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The end dance bit was so funny.
It would be like of goodfellas ended with Liotta, Scorsese, Deniro and Pesci all dancing and singing about how powerful Italians are

>he doesn't know how to naatu

He does at the end to his own extent.

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Pure kino , all the parts.

Bhaag Milkha bhaag

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You gotta respect the guy for trying to match the Indians at a dance he had never heard of before