/brit/

Backpacking with a mate and I haven't had a wank in almost two weeks
Literally dying

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nofap is good for you

*enters sandman*

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sucking a vodka cloudy lemonade

Definitely not when I have to see all these Mediterranean goddesses walking about

of course!
youtube.com/watch?v=mawJ-jBxmLM

is this one of those cheeky bastards i've heard so much about?

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shag him
no it’s not

>BUM DEAL:
>Barry's crack-ing business has made him rear-ly big money
howling

not surprising a society like thsi arrests people for tweets though

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nigga built like mike wazowski

i wanna...... ughhh have that cock and this dude

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pet nigger farting like mad

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im unwanted by most females

reckon wolverhampton is the biggest shithole in the country

mad how im half filipino but dont look like her

im a 20 year old virgin

Pls be girl

what makes you say

mates half filipino, his mum was a literal mail order bride lmao

>5000 sex arses for 500 quid
fucking hell that's an outstanding deal Scottish Dan must be mad letting them go for that price

>guys im like only 20 years old and im a VIRGIN!!! im such a looser my life is over!!

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Post bellybutton and go to bed

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your mum was a fail order bride

same except I'm 29

because bea comes from an upper middle class london background
both her parents are probably hot as fuck

weak

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im from islington mate

that actually looks like me and i do say that
lol?

enjoying an alcoholic lager beer
it really is a perishing thirst

how are you all virgins?
i’m 5’9, 6-7/10
you just jump on bumble, get a few good pics of yourself, have some cool clothes, meet up for a date, then go for another and suggest either your or their place to watch a movie and bam
really not difficult

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im just happy to be alive on God's green earth

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wait until they find out where the nazis invaded the hardest

Gay old men adopting small south east Asian boys is POWERFUL and INSPIRING.

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could you explain what you think that for

are you a guy or girl
i’m in camden
are you the filipino guy that was in my school that was good at basketball

well aren't you an angel

Ia she full flip or half? Cant find info

I'm not

well if a humble 7/10 can do it

dsasddfsasffe

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beabepoopy

/brit/ is a shaggers general
the vf’s are just a loud minority

Bad owners who let bad behaviours fester and grow. Lots of people have sweet breeds that grow up to become shitty dogs because they absolutely refuse to punish their little pupper for misbehaviour and eventually the dog realizes it's the alpha and runs the pack which is not good for anyone including the dog. Dogs don't respect love and kindness - they like it but they don't respect it. They only respect things they know can kill their ass in a heartbeat if it wanted it.

My mom has a sweet little pug chihuahua mix rescue that always snaps at people who try to take its toys or food. The first time I met it it came over and tried pushing its toy into my hand and I thought it wanted to play tug of war so when I tried to grab it it bit me and I immediately snatched it up with both hands and snarled in its face. Since then its never so much as even growled at me but will still nip at my mom. It even listens to me if I tell it to stop barking or come over here, etc. My mom thinks its a big mystery why it acts this way with me and not her. It's because it respects me.

Too many owners think dogs=children.

Anyone remember these gangstas? How many do you think you could take on in a fight?
youtube.com/watch?v=MXh3sueSxps&ab_channel=RHINO

It's too bloody hot

majority of jewish holocaust survivors said they were treated far better by the germans than the bolsheviks
after ww2 more jews fleed to germany than russia

she’s half, lives a bohemian carefree lifestyle with her 10 foot bf. he’s hotter than in the pic

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shall be having stern words with sunberg
just not on

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doxxable info

>reckon wolverhampton is the biggest shithole in the country

>is called wolverhampton
>has no wolves

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out here in amish
smoking big doinks in amish

hello tara

lol based

>after ww2
alexa when did the third reich end

having smoko, down in acapulco

i probably know you through a friend of a friend

please huggy and make me kissy

i know who you are
i know you're here

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rubbed my cock raw last night
love a good mcat wank session me, but ive got a big red patch where the skin has come off on the side of my cock now

do not tell the library girl to search up "cold steel" it is a nazi book

um, sexo

who are you then
do you know K?

used to do that a fair bit when it was legal
never bothered to seek it out since

working in the library, some retard just asked me to find him a nazi book
called the police

On your own?
I'm a virgin, not like it makes a difference.

>he doesnt use lube for mephedrone wanking
one way ticket to HIV town mate

actually she (kinda hippy/punk) didnt change because of it

I fucking love science!

yeah he/she's sound

almost as if the germans weren't as evil was they were portrayed
bet youre a NIGGER

it’s good again now
some decent batches about, only a tenner a g as well
basically just use it as a substitute for coke me

>just bee urself

rorke and rasheed making a nazi soviet esque alliance to defeat leftypol

huh

I'm entitled to a gf

How are you lads coping with this simply infernal heat? I’m staying indoors, drinking water and eating fruit. Not going out until evening.

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