Why are Austrians considered to be a kind of German but Dutch aren't considered a kind of Deutche?

Why are Austrians considered to be a kind of German but Dutch aren't considered a kind of Deutche?

I think all of them should just be Germany

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they fought a war for eighty years to not be german

Who cares?

Because they speak German.

Fuck off we aren't German, the Dutch are 100% germoid, same scat fetish, cold and impersonal manner, money grubbing life and autism.
Austria is alpinid, possibly balkan.

seek help

You are German

Dutch are pseudo-Anglo, with the exception that their women are attractive

they fought that war to not be catholic against spaniards

You are bulgarian.

Anglos wish they were Dutch

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I am Greek

Let them be their own country. Austrians are maybe only comparable with Bavarians.

The Dutch are their own thing

the dutch and the german, presumably.

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because germs and fritzls speak the same language, tikkies don't

Austro-Bavarian is not the same as Standard German

they are still dialects of the same language

Neither is Low Franconian (Dutch) nor Frisian and Low Saxon. Austro-Bavarian and Standard German are both High German.

If low Franconian is a German dialect, then so is standard Dutch

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bro, if a northern german and an austrian were to write an official letter, they would use the exact same language (save for some regional differences in the usage of certain words), what more proof do you need?

If they can be forced by the state to use the same official language, then so can the Dutch

no, because standard dutch and standard german are two separate language entirely

i can understand some stuff in dutch, but most stuff i still don't
meanwhile, i can go buy a newspaper in austria and understand literally near 100%

north sea guys vs rhein/donau/elbe guys

If an Austrian and a low Franconian can be forced to give up their dialects by the state and instead must write a letter in standard German, so can the Dutch

based bulgarian boy crushing the lies of "German" national identity

What kind of lies do you mean?