You are here because the outside world rejects you

You are here because the outside world rejects you.

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Kino as fuck. I love this movie.

no, I reject the outside world

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Regular or menthol?

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Shut up and dance, Rockwell.

i'm here because i'm a big guy

I spend more time thinking about how to best "fit in" than I do about my job or any of my hobbies.

I would have joined a suicide-bomber death cult if it meant a peer group embracing me.

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This is more of a Splinter movie than a turtles movie.
Still great.

>be me
>want to skateboard and play vidya
>end up robbing a pizza store (?)
>have to carry 15 boxes of pizza to the van
>suddenly accosted by weird guy in turtle outfit
>wtf is going on
>turtle says "anyone trying to steal pizzas is going to get some turtle power"
>still no idea wtf is going on
>turtle guy suddenly hits me over the head with italian sausage
>get seriously concussed, dazed, I think my eye is bleeding
>hear turtle say 'DAS HOW WE DO I' IN BROOKLYYN'
>spill all my pizzas on the floor
>as world fades into white hear turtle complaining to someone that I spilled pizza and that's totally uncool
>just wanted to skate and play vidya
>pic related

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Shredder did nothing wrong.

DIS IS YOUR FAMIRY
I AM YOUR FADDA

Thanks to this movie I thought Vader was being metaphorical when I saw Star Wars a year later.

>FADDA
he says this exactly like arnold

*sigh, menthols, yo.

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Danny is a punk bitch.

Kino fucking speech, man. I wish I could give my life in the service of The Shredder

You shitpost well, in the old style...

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shredder was raped in the sweltering summer of 92

Big as in you have to use a mobility scooter or big, if you ever have to go to the hospital, a wall will need to be removed to extract you?

Most kino version of the character aside from the 2003 version.

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I would be the world's worst Foot Ninja, I'm sorry Shredder-sama

I can’t see this scene ever since I was a kid without noticing how his mask is hanging halfway off