You are here because the outside world rejects you.
You are here because the outside world rejects you
Kino as fuck. I love this movie.
no, I reject the outside world
Regular or menthol?
Shut up and dance, Rockwell.
i'm here because i'm a big guy
I spend more time thinking about how to best "fit in" than I do about my job or any of my hobbies.
I would have joined a suicide-bomber death cult if it meant a peer group embracing me.
This is more of a Splinter movie than a turtles movie.
Still great.
>be me
>want to skateboard and play vidya
>end up robbing a pizza store (?)
>have to carry 15 boxes of pizza to the van
>suddenly accosted by weird guy in turtle outfit
>wtf is going on
>turtle says "anyone trying to steal pizzas is going to get some turtle power"
>still no idea wtf is going on
>turtle guy suddenly hits me over the head with italian sausage
>get seriously concussed, dazed, I think my eye is bleeding
>hear turtle say 'DAS HOW WE DO I' IN BROOKLYYN'
>spill all my pizzas on the floor
>as world fades into white hear turtle complaining to someone that I spilled pizza and that's totally uncool
>just wanted to skate and play vidya
>pic related
Shredder did nothing wrong.
DIS IS YOUR FAMIRY
I AM YOUR FADDA
Thanks to this movie I thought Vader was being metaphorical when I saw Star Wars a year later.
>FADDA
he says this exactly like arnold
*sigh, menthols, yo.
Danny is a punk bitch.
Kino fucking speech, man. I wish I could give my life in the service of The Shredder
You shitpost well, in the old style...
shredder was raped in the sweltering summer of 92
Big as in you have to use a mobility scooter or big, if you ever have to go to the hospital, a wall will need to be removed to extract you?
Most kino version of the character aside from the 2003 version.
I would be the world's worst Foot Ninja, I'm sorry Shredder-sama
I can’t see this scene ever since I was a kid without noticing how his mask is hanging halfway off