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did a big sloppy poo

When did you start becoming a poofter? Was it a Reddit psyop?

All my mates have left me

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try going 4 days without wanking

>because their new name is their real name
wholesome

youtube.com/watch?v=kuMwCcBzGEs

OI IT'S BILLY NO MATES

>MILK
do Americans just roll up with empty jugs and fill them with milk from a pump

Would be mental if England had a famine. This God fella sure has a funny sense of humour

I failed my crop

a mental illness like schizophrenia massively ruins a person's life right? so would you also not be angry at the people who tell you schizophrenia is healthy and normal?

I went a million days without even thinking of boobs

1.79 o.o

I've been pumping 5.59 a gallong past 3 months. How old is that picture

diego is a drunk
diego is an addict
diego is a user

all of these things are true
i know him irl - i wont dox him - but he has issues
big big issues
i pray to God every night that he helps himself and stops the boozing
stops the drugs - the K, the C, the chang, the cuz, the bloop, the H, the P, the N
get help diego NOW

runt

blog on you freak

have done plenty of times longest was about 2 weeks last time I went for it

not today demon child

I don't work with many women. That sounds grim. Is it possible to meet women without them?
It's not fair.

God he's so based

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*walks up to you*
*grabs your neck*
*snaps it*

safe to say you wont be talking anymore

why do people seethe at him? I think he's a funny bullshitter desu

Jesus wasn't real. He literally did not exist.

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what was it?

lol wish i could say this weren't true

an angry drunk does not become you

off to bed

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bedtime soon little man

He actually has a positive message but goes about delivering it in one of the worst ways possible

I work for a relatively small business. The facilities are shocking. The pay mediocre. Would rather work at some big company that's run properly.

lol richard m carrier even atheists think he is a hack
not a bad idea

mad how england is the biggest exporter of medicinal cannabis and it's still not even decriminalized here let alone legalized, definitely not because MPs are lining their own pockets with their private cultivation companies and profitable export deals and would benefit less from decriminalizing it, taxing it and selling it commercially which would be financially profitable for the country and not just themselves

kek

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I think about booba probably like 2 or 3 times an hour

remember when I first came to this site on Any Forums back in 2008 and thought it was the funniest shit
oh how the time flies

>positive message
He's a bullshitter.

which American region would you choose to live in

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are you a newborn baby?

you can get medicinal cannabis here but you need to go private to do so

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pov a fit girl in tiger tiger starts grinding on you
you are vibing and chadding so you whip your shirt off and the chorus to this starts playing
she is navigating your abs and chest with her hands

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was on Any Forums 2007-2008 then left and didnt come back until 2020 when i found /brit/

>In recent years, Carrier has been accused of engaging in unwanted sexual advances at skeptic and atheist conventions. Carrier has both apologized for and denied the alleged misconduct.[2]
Uh why hasn't he been cancelled?

colorado seems cozy, or pacific northwest just without the people

>some big company that's run properly.
no such thing

it's funny how similar Any Forums was back then to modern day reddit
shit like
>oh you win the internet for today good sir!

literally who

28.5C in my room

lol i just looked up tiger tiger leicester square 1.6 stars out of almost 500 reviews is there a club in london with lower and a decent amounbt of reviews lol

my dad grows weed

diego IRL
God help him

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His actual accent really comes out in parts, feels like watching movies with bad British actors who can't do the accent properly

small little town right in the middle just be blocked off from the world and left alone

How so?

he looks nothing like that

i love her

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Daniele Orlando
1 review
19 hours agoNew
Just tonight 11th of Aug we paid 31.50£ of 3 shots which was fine if we received a good service, but the staff was really rude and they tried to give me a blue paper instead of a normal tissue. Unacceptable….!!
Maria
Maria
3 reviews
a day agoNew
The bouncers are staff are extremely rude ! Honestly you have to be a really sad person to treat people like that. They all look miserable. I was man handled by a bouncer on my bday and the staff just stood and watched ! Would give 0 starts if I could. I don’t know how they get away with this behaviour, it’s disgusting and this place needs to shut down asap.
Bandish T
Bandish T
47 reviews·11 photos
4 days agoNew
Overall! Shambolic to say the least, I’ve been here several times before from 2015 to 2019, since COVID and reopening this is the first time I’ve gone to Tiger Tiger.

1. Security (extremely rude), ill mannered, no people skills & carry themselves like they have zero care towards the public. Pathetic and it’s understandable with why the reviews are rock bottom!

2. Drinks, I mean there expensive and then there’s “HOW MUCH” a round of 4 double vodka coke & 4 Taquilla shots was £80!!! Are you kidding me.

The music was ok! This place unfortunately needs a complete re-shuffle from start and maybe you might be able to turn this around but sorry I definitely won’t be coming back here it’s beyond a joke from what you expect and what you get.

Why is this allowed? I'm fucking sad as fuck about this.

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Any Forums never used to be 95% porn
more like 40%

havent been there since first year undergrad mate
2012

WHO
>reverse image search
>University investigates PhD student’s paper on masturbating to comics of ‘young boys’
hmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm

>#BELIEVEALLWOMEN!!!!

great lakes for me

matched with a japanese girl who doesn’t look japanese?

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you own any jordan peterson books

salt lake city

good post

BELIEVE WOMEN YOU FUCKING CHUD

there should be a button next to each post which when clicked causes the poster to get stabbed to death, only I should have it though

classic diegs

I'm going to be honest and say it happened too far away for me to care

do normies actually listen to this? that was astoundingly bad

twitter.com/michaljadczak/status/1557969729003917312

Muralikrishna Kavassery (Murali)
Local Guide·23 reviews·12 photos
2 weeks agoNew
I was here for a speed dating event. After I left, I realised that I dropped something and I wanted to go back in to check. This was approximately at 8 PM and the venue wasn't crowded. The rest of the security (wearing fluorescent vests) were okay with it and almost let me in. Then the tall bouncer guy (wearing a suit) stopped me and told me to "get out". When I asked why, he snapped his fingers at me and ignored me. One of the security guards said he will accompany me; the tall bouncer guy still giving me a wide eyed look with an expression of disgust like I was some kind of a criminal.

The online reviews on google show that this has happened multiple times. I am never going here again and will advice any self respecting person to avoid this place.
Moksh Sarna
Moksh Sarna
9 reviews
2 weeks agoNew
Worst night club in London please avoid this place……

>there are people in this thread with magnolia painted walls
god i hate british “people”

she one of them yaoimon

all look the same to me (maybe she's from the south of Japan desu lot hotter there)

need a 90s gf

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doesn't look much like a girl either

shitting nora

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>company is like "will you come work 18 hours a day in qatar for £1 a day
>yes of course
>*dies*
>ahhh help us media

say that to my face not online and see what comes about

my room is spiced honey, dulux colour of the year 2019

Edgy

Dominika Poplawska
1 review
3 weeks agoNew
Just avoid this place at all cost. Bouncers are rude and racist. Even though we had a booth booked they didn’t let half of the group in. After arguing with them for about 30mins , they clearly realised that they had no reason for not letting them in, so they did finally let them in. Every bouncer had a different story as to why not let them in ( after speaking to about 3 of them).They kept a close eye on us , making us so uncomfortable that I wanted to leave. We have been attacked in the club by 3 men , we called over the security to sort this situation out and all they did was stare at us. This place is a joke and looking at the rest of the reviews , it should’ve been shut down a long time ago. Oh and another thing, I was completely sober entering the club, my friend has ordered 5 drinks, and I’m not even joking , they were so watered down they tasted like sparkling water, so we left sober. An absolute rip off, paying £70 for 5 glasses of sparkling water.
Giusy Pulina
Giusy Pulina
2 reviews
3 weeks agoNew
I went there with my friend, the security girl was rude, the staff inside just don’t care about people. The price for a drink is too expensive. I won’t go back!!
Adrian LDN
Adrian LDN
5 reviews
3 weeks agoNew
What can I say that you already haven’t read ?
The doormen are on a mission to not let you in unless you fork over cash if you’re a guy and as to ladies you can guess for yourself the criteria needed for entry. After about 45 min of arguing with them that our group is not drunk and that we have a booking we were let in, located onto a different are and then they banned the transaction we have made so we wouldn’t get the drinks we paid for in advance. So if you’re looking for a place to ruin your night this is a spot for you ! Ps employees that work the door and nearby area calling people in grow a heart and soul cause karma does come around

it's why she's prowling for gaijin willie

would destroy his frog arsehole

you can't live your life if you focus on all the suffering in the world
most will agree with me

stop shitting up the thread spencer you stupid fucking cunt

Zoomers in the gym tonight.

>Males wearing tank tops posing and clearly roided even though they are still slightly DYEL
>Girls with them are in the skimpiest outfits possible walking around trying to show off to everyone
>Males occsionally slap the females arses and kiss them brazenly

Need them banning from the gym ASAP.