Rob Zombie’s ‘The Munsters’ Teaser Trailer

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>Rob Zombie
How to make someone lose interest with just 2 words

rob zombie flick huh? i hope i dont see sheri moon zomb oh fuck there she is again

Herman doesn't look right.

>pg
Hey, neat! It won't be edgy as shit

This will be the one movie where Rob Zombie can't show his wife's butt

I'll admit I was hoping for a fairly gratuitous nude Lilly Munster scene, but I'll sacrifice that to keep them from being violent hillbillies

not even a cosplayer would get Herman's entrance this wrong

What's with this trend of casting grandmas as lead females?

>sitcom but le spooky!
This shit is for the fat mall-goth girls who love Halloween and have Jack Skellington tattoos

user…you can’t be serious

He looks like a dude from a halloween costume store advertisement

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it's strange that of Addams Family/Munsters, the show with Frankenstein/Dracula/Wolfboy is the less remade one

BRUH HES WEARING STILT SHOES
A GIANT FRANKENSTEIN NIGGA IS INSECURE ABOUT HIS HEIGHT

It looks like a parody.

name a good rob zombie movie

ill wait

>rob zombie
LOL

I AM THE DEVIL, HERE TO DO THE DEVILS WORK

The Lords of Salem, the book is good too

The Devil's Rejects is genuine kino.

House of 100 Corpses
Devil's Rejects
Halloween
El Superbeasto

Devil's Rejects
I win

I feel like this was filmed with the intention of being released in black and white and some studio exec freaked out and demanded it be released in colour.

They're all good except 3 from hell

If this will actually end up being good I will believe in miracles again.

Nah 31 is pretty fucking shit as well. Richard Brake tries but hes not in the film long enough to actually carry it.

Memes aside, I am still looking forward to this.
I used to watch Addams Family/Munsters of tvland and Nick at nite as a teen and loved it.
Now I watch what we do in the shadows because of them.

So I will probably enjoy this unless rob zombie truly is a hack fraud in the end

>Quentin Tarantino makes cheesy homage to 70s movies
OMG THIS IS AMAZING! GENIUS!
>Rob Zombie makes cheesy homage to 70s movies
wtf he has no originality what a hack

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Who keeps giving Kevin Smith and Rob Zombie money?

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>undid the perfect ending of rejects for a cheaper and much, much shittier retread of rejects
I'm still mad.

one actually knows how to write user

Well if thats true, he can always release LE SNYDER CUT with grayscale filter

If anyone has a shot at making it work it's Rob Zombie because he's probably the only director that is both a fan of the original material and doesn't think he's better than it or can "elevate" it.

It's cute that you think that

1 has a proven track record of producing kino of all different types of genres.
The other has 1 good movie to his name.

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Or I can just turn the colour down on my TV.

Someone never saw the original show.

name your favorite writer

31 wasn't shit it was just disappointingly average

What a garbage artist.... What a fucking Garbage and waste of money person

I'm waiting for Rob Zombies Star Wars Halloween Holiday TV Special.

>Running time: 2 hours and 38 minutes
Oh god

Its because Addams Family has always been better

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This is easily one of the best attempt at recreating a nostalgic vibe that cinema has been attempting for the last 22 years...but of course this shitshack place has issues with it.

Hi Rob

Screenwriter? Borden Chase

Okay you can go eat shit if you think superbeasto or Halloween we're good